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Good evening everyone. This weeks quick updates:

-Knoxville Monday with super sweety Kim for incalls.
-Lexington Monday with Jewel (Happy 19th Birthday Sunday!), Sheila, Kara.
-Monday in Louisville with little bitty 5′0 tall Holly.
-Tuesday in Louisville with our gorgeous Jewel.
-Wednesday in Cincinnati with Holly. MUST have advance reservations!
-This Wednesday in Louisville with Kara! Tier 2 incall prices for Kara.
-Kara is in Louisville for incalls every Wednesday now. Mondays and -Tuesdays still rotate out with different ladies every week.
-Nashville Thursday and Friday with Kim and Sheila. Tier 2 incall prices for Sheila…gents on a budget. Sorry, no 2 girl appts available.
-Next Thursday and Friday in Nashville with Kara and Holly. Kara at Tier 2 incall prices for you budget types. Sorry, no 2 girl appts available.
Some of Next Week’s announcements now.
More new photos in some SEXY outfits I picked up on the road!
More new girls. More new areas.
Probably more BANNED idiots, BUT, they’ll be replaced by potentially GREAT GUYS so at least the “commoners” in the business will have Someone that will see them After we ban them….<–I’m laughing my ass off because its true and funny as all hell. I’m so much more reasonable and flexible than I used to be…but a lot less tolerant of disrespectful nonsense that Grown Men Know Better Than To Do…so keep that in mind please. I want your money and you want my services but we’re ONLY willing to do it under certain conditions ya know…so please, lets all play nice and stay on the same playing field here. It costs me a fortune to screen you guys.

Ohio news: Wouldn’t you just know it. AFTER I announced that I’m dropping Cincinnati off of my tour list we have enjoyed a resurgence of popularity for some oddball friggin reason and now I can’t seem to keep those buckeyes from calling! No sh-t. What in the hell is up with you weirdos up there? I can’t stand you-you can’t stand me-we don’t want to deal with you fuc-ers-you fuc-ers don’t want to deal with me-and NOW all of the sudden I’m like your best friend or something! Just too weird for me and I don’t trust “ya’ll” one itsy bitsy little bit. You act like a bunch of friggin girls with the way you change your minds….I R-E-A-L-L-Y don’t want to “work” in Ohio darn it! But, there are SO many of them calling, getting Verified and Scheduling decent appointments that I can’t ignore it! Oh yeah, the job applicants too, what has happened to Miami Companions up there, did they quit working the State? Because I’m getting flooded with job applicants from the four corners. They aren’t all classy mind you, its Ohio (like Eastern KY broads-but with teeth-oh yeah and LOTS of yucky tattoos)….but we are completely f-l-o-o-d-e-d with Ohio job applicants. Not just black chicks either….(An insiders joke!LOL! Okay, I’ll let you in on it so you can be silently impressed all by your lonesome. Whenever there is a big scandal involving sex and money we are ALWAYS flooded with black job applicants from everywhere but particularly from the surrounding areas. I.E. NY Governor… It’s true!LOL! So we anticipated this as I’m certain other agencies did as well. Historically, whenever a series of A.M.P.’s or Agencies/Indy’s got busted/shut down in an area and it made the news somewhat, I would RUN in, buy out all of the frantic remaining agencies/websites, keep a couple of the best girls with decent reviews from each one, put them all under the Fantasys Banner, forward the URL’s to MY site, drop the rest of the girls at each of the old local agencies and shut down the services. Splurge on advertising, blast messages on hundreds of message boards, jack the price up well above the “local norm”, bring in MY BEST and watch the local guys R-U-N to my “new” agency and make ALL Of The Money, meanwhile the surviving locals are only barely doing that-surviving. Everyone wants to see the “trick of the month”. LOL! It’s not personal honey, it’s BUSINESS… now YOU guys know the insider joke).

Oh, you’ll dig this one from the archives too. Years ago in my ill spent youth I had a car wash. Really? Well, sort of. It really was a functioning car wash-albeit, in an obscure location that you wouldn’t expect one to be in… but really it was an “incall location”. It was VERY popular as one would expect. It was possibly the slowest car wash in history, but Damn it was popular! We did our incalls there. The “employees only” lounge was really a series of 8×8 rooms for you boys. The “attendants” were all chicks of course…great for you guys! If I had only added a sandwich shop it would have been complete…these days it would never fly of course because too many people get banned and then your screwed on your investment. A young mans game!

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