Sorta anyway! A much needed vacation for MY EAR really! LOL!
I need some rest, some of the girls needed some rest-Casey, Carmen & Jewel needs to rest more than the rest of the girls- and mostly my ear needed a rest from that stange object growing out of it-some people call it a cell phone-I call it my other appendage. I imagine some of our “competition” needed us to take a rest too so they could swoop in for a minute and catch up on the lazy boyfriends child support this month!LOL!
No fear, we shall return in form soon enough. VIP’s can still phone the private line and that infernal computor system will take care of you for the regular stuff in Lexington and Louisville, however the day to day on-goings have sapped my reserves a bit and we all need to breathe a minute without the usual day to day hassles & worries of those managerie things that usually keep me on my toes.
Some of you may have noticed that I’m moving the time table up considerably for the “Fantasy Feature Independent Advertisers” on the front page photo gallery-plus a secondary page with more network referrals. I just had to. Man, the mind is willing, the spirit is strong as a horny horse but this dammed old body of mine simply is not bouncing back like it always has. I feel akin to a race horse put out to stud pasture prematurely……hey, viagra doesn’t help the cardio process’ One Bit!LOL!
Our PA stuff is still going strong over at Dreams so Lee has you guys covered. Speaking of, some of our new Independent Feature Advertisers will be working with us in the Pittsburg area as well as our new Milwaukee ventures and Indianapolis, Chicago, Minneapolis, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Boston, Maryland, DC, Lousville, Central & Eastern Tennessee, Ohio and some more are all being addressed right now as we speak with Affiliate Agencies, Independents, Agency Referrals as well as my own girls for now. We’re working on a coast to coast referral network for you guys that have all been screened by Fantasys to have someone to work with as far out as we can get it. The problem is QUALITY. Finding reliable, trustworthy, SOBER, SANE individuals to work with in our Referall Network has proven to be practically impossible guys. It isn’t me, I’M being reasonable, THEY are mostly pot heads, coke freaks, prescription pill heads and drunks in this business….
It “appears” on the front side that MOST of them are friggin idiots that can’t be trusted to keep their mouths shut and their business Private. If they can’t do that, well hell, you really don’t want ME to add them into our referral network for You Guys to be exposed to, do you? Of course not. Thus my dilemna. If you happenstance across good quality providors or services in your travels please do them, you and the rest of the hobbyists a favor and refer them over-we’ll work with them to bring them the kind of quality guys that we have as clients.
* I had a kick ass luncheon Sunday in Louisville with three sexy Independents that we’ll soon be featuring on our Agency website as Advertising Feature’s-IF they take the right package. The blonde kept me horny as hell……someone let me know what I’M missing out on when they see her….We had a terrific lunch together, a great bunch of conversation and we all got the opportunity to laugh at the local shit agency owner with his sorry fat ass! What a joke. The difference betwen MY people and THAT sorry thieving excuse for an agency is light years apart. Of course “I” looked like my usual million bucks in my Sunday casual best surrounded by babes….wassamattah boy, Fantasys not firing enough rejects this month or what? Keep your fingers crossed, I’m weeding out a couple and they just may be desperate enough to phone….unless they depart on good terms and I decide to promote them in the Independent market…don’t hold your breath sissy.
More silly stuff to look forward to:
Retirement has been on my mind lately. What? Right when you’re getting so close to your goals? Maybe. It’s that time of year and I consider it EVERY year at this time for some reason. Don’t expect it-but don’t be surprised either. The guy I’ve been TRYING to groom to replace me for the last three years isn’t working out and Lee and I are are just plain Tired of the bullshit rat race so an option we’re discussing and considering is rather than retiring perhaps we could take on fewer girls to work with, JACK the freakin’ prices through the roof like the independents do for no good reason and Promote Them as Independents so we have fewer appointments, More Money Per Appointment, lower overhead, more automation, less hassles and nothing to sully my good name IF they turn out to be fuck-ups and idiots and don’t continue working well. It’s an option. We might feel a little more appreciated if we did that too because appreciative consideration & respect for all the work we put in sure doesn’t seem to be a factor as an Agency, I tell ya. Jeez. Where else BUT At An Agency are you old fucking farts like me over 35 going to find REAL honest to goodness 18-23 year old PERFECT ESCORTS that aren’t ugly-fat ass biker bitches that just left the tattoo parlor or skipped the dentist visits AND the toothbrush…..plus Sober and Drug Free AND Willing to Be INTIMATE with us old guys? No Where in this Country Brother……..pay a little more attention to the details that we put into this deal so You Guys don’t have to worry. WE take care of the problem Before there is one and WE bring you guys EXCLUSIVE women that you just don’t normally find AND they don’t LOOK like Escorts for christs sake…thier tits are covered….skirts are actually suits….manicures and pedicures…hygienne is right on…SOBER…LUCID….Beautiful….SKINNY….great muscle tone where you want it…..you don’t FALL IN…..aren’t covered in PERFUME….rooms are CLEAN…the girls are DISCRETE….they respect YOUR limits….treat you like a KING….can actually HAVE a CONVERSATION….are aware of current EVENTS….have a decent IQ..-(except for Sheila-she’s dumb as a fence but doesn’t give a shit an neither do I nor You)….are DRUG FREE…pursuing an EDUCATION ….AND an ALTERNATIVE CAREER…..(one of our requirements for our exclusive features)….dress so damn nice….have MATCHING bloomers on bygod….speak proper freakin’ ENGLISH..you can even take them out in public as a DINING COMPANION……..they don’t have SMOKERS BREATHE……they LOOK BETTER THAN THEIR PHOTOS……Under-promise and Over-deliver…..thats why we don’t do professional photos-you see the REAL DEAL on Our Website…we provide COMPLIMENTARY INCALLS….even though it costs me a goddamned fortune….We Take Care Of The Potential Problem For You…they take care of all the ACCESSORIES so you don’t have to remember anything but that ID after you’ve been pre-screened…..they make FEW MISTAKES….and I take the blame when they do so you can hate my ass and not be disappointed in that pretty girl you want to see so badly…..your information is SAFE with our people because THEY DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU….I protect YOU GUYS in the event I have made a poor judgement on a girl-or you’re “famous” -or she decides its PMS DAY and acts foolishly….WE DO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECKS ON JOB APPLICANTS and a few other things so We Know so You Don’t Need to Worry…..where are the cops this week……WE KNOW so you don’t have to….WHO is a SNITCH in the business…..Who Is Coded….who is working on an INFORMANT pak to get themselves out of trouble….you really don’t want to know what that shit means…..which independent or agency just ripped off a client or got popped by l.e…….which HOBBYIST just ripped a girl off…..which hobbyist became a STALKER….and MUST BE BANNED and dropped from EVERYONES network and reported to ALL of the BAD CLIENT LISTS…like BannedList.info….who keeps you guys informed -even at their own risk-of who to avoid in the business…….who REPORTS the FAKE REVIEWS the cops ae writing…who has CONSISTENT escorts day in and day out in EVERY STATE…..Just A Reminder Of What WE put Into This so YOU can COUNT on a Consistently Great Companion.