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Happy 4th of July everyone, you’re celebrating My Birthday!

18 year old FantasyMichelle IS BEING SENT TO NASHVILLE THURSDAY AND FRIDAY INSTEAD OF KATE WHO WAS TAKEN ILL THIS AFTERNOON.
IF I HAVEN’T REACHED YOU YET TO CANCEL PLEASE PHONE ME AND I WILL HAPPILY TRANSFER YOUR APPOINTMENT TO MICHELLE IF YOU LIKE. We apologize for the inconvenience gentlemen.
Don’t we just have the BEST luck in discovering those genuine 18-21 year olds-with regularity?! I’ll tell you now that you pervs need to just pass this one by because she’s coming under Mine and Mine and Kims wing so we can count her as a “keeper” in the years to come.

5′6, 115lbs (built just like FantasyJewel was when was 18!)
ZERO BODY FAT, flawless, teeney-tiny waist, rock hard Ass and abs. An athletes body because she is one. HARD AS A ROCK, feminine and flawless from head to toe. Blonde with hazel eyes, A size 0/2 with REAL 34D boobs!

We’re going to call Lexington “home” for her for awhile.
She’s only 18 so that means we have to tote her everywhere so she will not have the travel latitude that most of them have. Request some doubles with her and Kim for twice the fun. I’ll be keeping this girl on a shorter leash than usual so a LOT of you will miss out on seeing her. Certain you know why. She is pretty proud of her aptitude-so to speak- HOWEVER, I’m not going to have her scared off by some of you dingalings that refuse to believe that at 18-they don’t know their butts from the proverbial hole in the ground….
SHE IS HOT, possibly the best built girl to ever work here and that includes the Playboy gals!

NASHVILLE Thursday-Friday will have FantasyKate.
Knoxville Saturday-in advance with Kate.

Lexington remainder of the week with Kim, Michelle & Jewel.
Have your Client Codes ready when you leave a
message please and we’ll get back to you.

Next week in Louisville Monday with Jewel.
Louisville Tuesday with Kim.
Louisville Wednesday with Michelle.
Next Thursday & Friday in Nashville with Kim.

Oh, a reminder gents. When you leave a message, mention your
Client Code PLEASE, so I’ll call you back. Reason: We receive
well over a 1-200 hundred calls a day from non-client code
holders from our reviews and I DON”T call them back…
I screen the calls…..

* We”re having a Social in Lexington in July on a Saturday Afternoon
from 4-8pm in a very non-formal, laid back Public place.
It’s shaping up to be a cool one, my mailbox is filling up!
More like a picnic really and We Want You There!
Independents and Agencies alike are welcome.
We Are Not Requiring Screening for this event, only Vouching.
EVERYONE is invited. Hobbyists, Providors-that means other
Escort Agencies too! Even if I don’t like you-YOU’RE INVITED!
Respond by e-mailing with ESCORT SOCIAL in the subject line please.
KY TN OH WV IN residents are welcomed. Ladies, come on and get in on this because my mailbox is filling up with commitments and so far we have more Guys than Girls…looks like fun.

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Mississippi, Iowa & Arkansas & New Orleans all getting the green
light this us from coming month for tour plans and more.
We are hoping to add these to our touring roster regularly
by the way. I have friends in each area so we have a better
excuse to visit, want to be a new Fantasy Friend?
Go here for some ideas on how we plan the girls schedules.

Need Escort Directory Advertising? In 40 Escort Directories?
For $150.00? Thats 300% MORE than everyone else
and 400% LE$$ than everyone el$es prices!
FantasyEnterprises
GIVES you more than the rest can $ell you!

I’ll even Give You FREE TEXT listings if you want!

SCHEDULE Update Tuesday:
I will add to this all week.
BOOK IN ADVANCE please!
Work with us and I’ll kiss your ass…..

Lexington Monday with Jewel & Kate (that Morning only).
Louisville Tuesday with FantasyJewel, June 30th.
Charleston WV with IS CANCELED! (becoming as bad as Ohio)
Lexington Tuesday with Kim, Kate & Kelly.
N.KY Wednesday with Kim- In Advance. July 1st.
BOOK IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL NOT SEND HER
AND SHE WILL GO TO LOUISVILLE INSTEAD! CALL
WEDNESDAY AND I’LL CURSE YOU OUT. LOL!
Lexington Wednesday with Kate & Jewel.
NASHVILLE Thursday-Friday will have Kate.
Lexington remainder of the week with Kim & Jewel and ??. Louisville Friday NIGHT and Saturday morning with Kate for her first visit. You’ll probably need to reserve in advance gents. Have your Client Codes ready when you leave a message please and we’ll get back to you.

Next week in Louisville Monday & Tuesday with Jewel.
Indianapolis next Friday with Kate. IF, there is advance bookings.
Next Thursday & Friday in Nashville with Kim.
Next week in Memphis, Tunica and Alabama with someone!

Oh, a reminder gents. When you leave a message, mention your
Client Code PLEASE, so I’ll call you back. Reason: We receive
well over a 1-200 hundred calls a day from non-client code
holders from the reviews and I WON”T call them back…
I screen the calls…..

Go here for some ideas on how we plan the girls schedules.

We”re having a Social in Lexington in July on a Saturday Afternoon
from 4-8pm in a very non-formal, laid back Public place.
More like a picnic really and We Want You There!
Independents and Agencies alike are welcome.
WE Are Not Requiring Screening for this event, only Vouching.
EVERYONE is invited. Hobbyists, Providors-that means other
Escort Agencies too! Even if I don’t like you-YOU’RE INVITED!
Call me OR respond by e-mailing with ESCORT SOCIAL
in the subject line please. KY TN OH WV IN welcomed.
Ladies, come on and get in on this because my mailbox is
filling up with committments and so far we have more Guys than Girls…

Mississippi, Iowa & Arkansas & New Orleans all getting the green
light this us from coming month for tour plans and more.
We are hoping to add these to our touring roster regularly
by the way. I have friends in each area so we have a better
excuse to visit, want to be a new Fantasy Friend?

What’s going on in our world? Follow us on Twitter.
Independent Escorts/Agencies: Need a Providor Reference?
If you like music, follow us here at FantasyEscortRadio.
Want to hear a FantasyPodCast?
FANTASYS ESCORTS Photo Video!
Need Escort Directory Advertising? In 40 Escort Directories!
Need Escort Directory Advertising? In 40 Escort Directories?
For $150.00? Thats 300% MORE than everyone else
and 400% LE$$ than everyone else!
FantasyEnterprises
GIVES you more than the rest can Sell you~

http://FantasysEscortService.com

I’ll GIVE YOU TWO YEARS FREE ADVERTISING IF
YOU DROP DATECHECK and Tell him WHY!
They Aren’t Verified and he is LYING.
Dontcha just hate dishonest people that try
to take advantage of us to make a lousy buck?

An appropriate title today.
(schedules & social news at the bottom)

WE ARE A Nation in mourning today over the passing of two of My
Generations most enigmatic and colorful figures Thursday, June 26th,
2009 when we lost singer/song writer/entertainer/actor/producer
Michael Jackson, the self proclaimed “King of Pop from
respiratory heart failure at his Neverland Ranch home in CA and one time
Lexington KY resident Farrah Fawcett, actress/author and former
Miss Texas pageant winner. Ms.Fawcett lost lost her courageous
and very publicly open battle with cancer and expired yesterday
afternoon (probably a blessing to end useless suffering).

I’m certain that we’re all saddened by their loss and the entertainment
world is far richer for their contributions. It’s difficult for OUR generation
(My Clients and I are of the same generation ) to hear of these pop culture
icons that we grew up with pass. It’s a morbid reminder of our own
mortality as well as a ritualistic “letting go” of our own youth and innocence.

Earlier this year when teen heart throb Heath Ledgar died of toxic drug
overdose (Accidental. Lethal combination of prescription drugs-todays
most successful fu–ing LEGAL drug dealers) I witnessed the impact of
his death upon the girls that worked here because he was THEIR
generations pop icon and it Was an impact. They took it hard and I really
couldn’t relate at the time when it happened in January. I’m sorry now that
I wasn’t more empathetic after this weeks events. This morning recalling
the death of Steve McQueen, John Wayne and Elvis reminded me of that
same impact upon my Parents since these were their generations pop icons.
Those were My first three heroes actually but they came of age in
popularity when I was caught up in my own drug/alcohol excesses so it
couldn’t really be experienced. 21 sober years later I’m realizing just how
fragile we all are and how “generational” EVERYTHING is. It’s ironic
as well as a fearfully sobering thought.

I apologize for the melancholy. Now that I’m alone this morning
and can put away “my character” its starting to seep in. Don’t really care
for it at all. I watched “Batman, The Dark Knight” back to back twice just
two days ago and was in complete awe of Heath’s performance and even
more so over the dialogs in numerous scenes. Chilling and close to home.
I suppose because so much of the rhetoric could easily have come from
one of us guys. Jeez, I talk a lot of shit and often say things for the effect
but today its really hitting home with me and I am sorry. It really IS their
world after all. The next generations, and My Generation is kicking the
goddamn bucket left & right. I do not feel ready to “move on” after all…

Todays youth are tomorrows leaders and we’re influencing them. THAT
has never been lost upon me working here of course and to that end I
have always taken just that stance in attempting to give them tools for life
based upon my experiences so they could be better prepared than I was
for adulthood and maturity. Today I am questioning what message exactly
have I been giving these girls. No such thing as a “do over” unfortunately
and perhaps I’ve been trying to live a life through them that I never had.

The girls that work here are all pursuing education and alternative careers,
aren’t practicing drunks and addicts like I was. Have all come from close
traditional families and not at all like the women I grew up with in this
business who were perpetual “victims” caught in a vicious cycle of
abuse from childhood sexual molestation to rape, brutality, drugs
and pimps. Obviously my youth has strongly effected HOW I do things here
and WHY I’ve taken such a strong public pro-active stance against all
things that I’ve perceived to be wrong with The Business, the people
that work in it and How it Should be approached and what to avoid. The pitfalls of it all are obvious from my perspective and No One is Exempt.

My stances on SAFER sex practices, drug/alcohol abuse, respect
and empowerment for women as equals is well known and quit obvious
when you bring your business here. I molly-coddle and protect our people a bit too much maybe but My Requirements for service and procedures are
all geared towards Safety for them, you, myself and it directly influences YOUR expectations of everyone else that you do business with in the future -everywhere else. That is precisely my goal for the last 20+ years.

* Isn’t it a fact -that once you’ve encountered one of the
Escorts from Fantasys that all others pale in comparison
because They have that gritty edge to them (more shallow and forced because they usually don’t have a mentor like us to show them the way to properly live with this business ) and OURS have that
incredibly fresh faced appealing youthful innocence
about Us. <–The exact opposite of me of course but exactly 100%
accurate about Them that I choose to work with. I am a strong advocate
of cultivation (yeah, that DID used to mean mary-jane once!LOL!) of
ones latent abilities and providing an atmosphere for my people that
encourages and supports them on a path of self realization. Just like a
parent should do of course and exactly what Generation-XY doesn’t have
imbued in them anymore. Ours was the last.

I push them tirelessly to dream, use their imaginations, set huge goals for themselves that are very far removed from their present paths and basically to be internally validated and become the embodiment of possibilities and courage. Courage that most of todays youth Doesn’t Have and possibly myself either for that matter any longer because at some point I knew that I’d become a sellout and started being an observer rather than the innovator that I once was well known for. Sadly, I feel like I’m basically useless for anything but as a historian. That old guy with the funny stories. Yuck!
——-
Ok, let’s have some fun for a change of pace (on my end!).
Go here and have a look at what you’re going to see
linked to all of our escort advertising. Soon…
FANTASYS ESCORTS Photo Video! It was off the cuff and I
used was was laying around however it was fun and now I want to
do it up professionally. It was cool and I even like the song!

You’ll see something very similar to this attached to our advertising
page at FantasyEscortGuide as well presenting the
40 Escort Directories that we’ll put you on if you’re a providor like us.
Go here for Escort Advertising if you’re in need.

Next up is Scheduling and I will be adding to it as the
week progresses.

Our mystery Guest is named Michelle and she’ll
be in here next week for about 2 weeks on tour.
A H-O-T-T-I-E! And a higher maintenance one
at that so I may reserve her just for the VIPS so I don’t have to hear
any bitching and gripping from her GORGEOUS young ass.
Another petite natural blonde, busty, slender and curvy, 5′3, a model
by the way but we’re not saying of what..flawless and blem free, Playboy material, 22 years old, a size 0/2 with an incredible butt!
I am definitely a “lips and hips” kinda guy and I tend to
gravitate towards the ones that have those, uhm, qualities
emphasized more than others I guess!LOL!

Another newbie for the Memphis, Little Rock and Nashville areas
is Carol Ann. A true Southern Belle. A natural blonde, taller, busty
and freakin’ beautiful as all get out. I’d date her….I’ll get these
ladies up as soon as I can. Some more on the horizon are Holly,
Heidi, Jill, Misty, Tanya and a few more. I am going to be
searching for more that are a little older in the coming months
that aren’t quite as high maintenance as these young broads are.

SCHEDULES: I will add to this all week.
YOU MUST BOOK IN ADVANCE
RATHER THAN THE DAY OF OR YOU WILL NOT SEE
ONE OF THESE GIRLS Gents.

Cincinnati with FantasyKate-No Openings left for the
scragglers-you’ll have to be content with the reviews of her visit.
Kim in N.Kentucky on Wednesday

Louisville Monday June 29th with Kim.
Indianapolis Thursday with FantasyKate.
N.KY with Kate Monday afternoon.
Lexington that Monday with Jewel & Kate (that Morning only).
Louisville Tuesday with FantasyJewel, June 30th.
Charleston WV with FantasyKate on Tuesday 30th.
BOOK IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL NOT SEND HER
AND SHE WILL GO TO LOUISVILLE INSTEAD! CALL
TUESDAY AND I’LL CURSE YOU OUT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!
Lexington Wednesday with Kate & JeweL
Kim in Cincinnati on July 1st Wednesday-Schedule Now!
NASHVILLE will be announced later.

For those of you that are TBD members you may have
noticed that I am advertised there in 13 States now. Yeah!
Hopefully I can take advantage of it this year and actually
get to them all on a regular basis unlike last year. Last
year and the year before we really only did overnights
outside of KY and TN. Speaking of Tennessee:

I now have people on all 4 corners of the Volunteer State
from Bristol/Johnson City to Mempis and Nashville & Clarksville.
So I may be considered a Tennessee Escort Service
now rather than a Kentucky Escort Service based
Touring Agency. Hmm, gotta think on that one more and
exploit the possibilities a bit. Uhm, I meant Explore!

Ohio. Damn I hate my birth State! None of the broads that come out
of there to work here seem to last or be worth salvaging for
some strange reason and the clients we have there are
very inconsistent so we basically reserve it for 3 hour plus
appointments OR big tippers that only want a 1.5 hr appt. I just
hate that friggin place but I own rental property there and
I have to do due diligence so I keep it on our radar. Are you
guys like the cheapest bastards in the world or what?! Hey,
IF you want some “tattoo bandits” in there so the advertising
can pay for itself just let me know and I’ll start hiring for
ChoiceEscorts.net, our LOW PRICED (that means slumming)
“agency”. The website IS at the top of the search engines for
the area but I’m too damn embarrassed about becoming a “slum lord’
agency operator to actually use it….No Shit. Although, in this
economy I imagine it would be right up the proverbial Ohio
ally for “value priced” escorts. Or BBW’s maybe? Hmm. But
we couldn’t offer incalls at those prices. You can’t find a hotel
cheap enough to offer it so it’d have to be an outcall service
and that means drivers and evening drunk appointments
at peoples houses. F.T. Not worth the hassles! Anyone want
to BUY a cheap-but High Ranking-High Traffic established
“value priced” escort agency website? It’s for sale.

Escort Social in Lexington Kentucky?! I’ve been thinking it over
and I like the idea more and more and so do you
apparently because I’m getting e-mails about it. That’s good.
You West Virginia and some Ohio guys are welcome to attend
as well. haha. I’m thinking about a non-traditional social like a meet and greet lets all eat gathering more like a picnic in the park kind of thing
in July on a late Saturday afternoon from 4-8pm and possibly
plan for something more later if I can come up with something
appropriate and FUN.

I WILL be phoning the current group of women and Agencies
that are in the public forums and personally inviting them
all to come (if they aren’t on our banned list for stupidity)
and join us and invite Their guys to come as well. I Will Not
require Screening for this event for a change. However Vouching
Is required and if you’re a new agency, independent or
hobbyist without References then You Cannot attend this
free event. That’s fair while being safe as I can be being
that lax. Agree? I’ll talk to everyone in a different forum
just for this event and ask everyone to consider bringing
some food….THAT’S my idea of some laid back fun. EATING!

All of us work entirely too hard and we Need a break. Right?
I believe the providors and hobbyists in this area should
take this opportunity to pull together and enjoy ourselves
for a change without having to think about posturing so much
and I’d really like the opportunity to meet many of you guys
as well as the other people in the business. I feel very out of
touch with my peers of late and this could be just
what we all need so come on and join us. Make a
verbal or e-mail commitment and we’ll begin
working on a formal date. Who knows, this could
easily be the beginning of something regular like We
used to do every Sunday here at Fantasys with our
VIP Brunches.

http://FantasysEscortService.com

OOH! A TBD reponse posting I just did

Ok, let’s have some fun for a change (on my end).
Go here and have a look at what you’re going to see
linked to all of our escort advertising Soon…
FANTASYS ESCORTS!
(WARNING! Turn down your speakers..I
haven’t figured our how to to remove it yet!LOL)

You’ll see something very similar to this attached to
our advertising page at FantasyEscortGuide as well
presenting the 40 Escort Directories that we’ll
put you on if you’re a providor like us. Anyway,
SCHEDULES:

I have a Mystery Guest coming
next week for about 2 weeks that will be based in
Lexington and Staying on Tour in our areas
once she arrives. Prepare yourselves! LOL! And
get out the checkbooks and CALL ME to help influence
WHERE I’ll be sending her.

Nashville Friday 26th with FantasyKate.

Lexington all week with FantasyKelly & FantasyJewel.
Louisville Tuesday and Wednesday with FantasyKim.

Charleston WV with Kim Thursday 25th.
(FantasyKate next Tuesday! June 30th)

Lexington on Friday June 26th with Kim, Jewel & Kelly.

CINCINNATI with Kim June 27th Saturday
and Kate Monday June 29th.

Trying to do Indianapolis for a single day next week
with FantasyKate or FantasyJewel. Get pre-screened.

Louisville Monday June 29th with Kim.
N.KY with Kate Monday evening.
Lexington that Monday with Jewel & ?? 29th.
Louisville Tuesday with Jewel, 30th.
Charleston WV with FantasyKate on Tuesday 30th
AND FantasyMandy on different days.

Lexington Wednesday with Kate & Kim July 1st!

We’ll do our best to take advantage of the 13 States we’re advertised
at TBD this year so help welcome us in and show us your excitement
and we’ll try to speed it up.

We have a surprise VIP guest just for our VIP Clients coming
in for a Nashville and hopefully Memphis visit this coming month.

Speaking of Memphis. We have a new southern belle for you guys as well starting shortly, “Carol Ann”. Incredibly….uhmm, well, BLONDE, BUSTY and put together just right so stay “a-breast” of our plans for you! She’ll also be available in Little Rock Arkansas as well as ST Louis.

I have three brand new YOUNG and PERFECT new hotties starting in the Tennessee areas soon. We’re covering all 4 corners
of TN with people now from Clarksville to Memphis to Bristol.

North Carolina, Alabama, Missouri & Chicago are getting closer….
get pre-screened gents, I won’t bother with a trip unless we have
enough of you screened to make the trips financially feasible of course.

http://FantasysEscortService.com
Apply for pre-screening at the reservation form to see one gentlemen. Superior services from superior young women~

P.S. We Want to have a good ole fashioned laid back daytime Social! We’re thinking about an early one on a Saturday in July from 4-8pm and EVERYONE is invited! FREE! Even the people that hate me! I’m calling all of the providors I can find in KY and inviting them myself.

UPDATED WEDNESDAY!

Awesome Kate in Nashville Thursday-Saturday morning. 18-20th.
http://www.kentuckyescorts.net/escorts/kate/kate218.jpg
Cory there next week-VIPS hurry in-no holder spots for her!
http://www.kentuckyescorts.net/escorts/cory/CORY405_r.jpg
Kim and Jewel in Lexington area the rest of the week.
http://www.kentuckyescorts.net/main.html

Big THANK YOU for the incredible Advertising deal we got at TBD!
We’re the only Escort Agency adverti$ed in the entire community…
Difficult to accept when you refer to yourself as “elite, upscale, blah, blah
when they haven’t invested a single penny into their “business”, huh guys?
Kinda makes you RE-consider why in the world you’d want to bother
with the obvious bottom feeders doesn’t it? Kate said it best,
“what does that say about the other people in the business?” I like that.
Smart girl. I went one better and asked “what does that say about the GUYS
that are willing to slum it with them?” Be a professional boys and girls
and Invest Something. Or, keep doing the least to get by…

See, THAT’S why the Fantasy Girlas are So SUPERIOR! They’re Smart!
http://FantasysEscortService.com

Good news for the Fantasys fans (clients)!
Our new tour areas will now include:
Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Missouri, Illinois, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia,
Mississippi, Louisiana, Iowa, West Virginia,
Indiana & Ohio (by osmosis on the way to Chicago!),
Minneapolis, Milwaukee and DreamsEscortService
will service Maryland, DC, Pennsylvania & Virginia.
Yay! Or is that Hooray? Yeah?! More news at the bottom.

I thought it interesting after perusing through TBD yesterday
that no one else BUT Escort Directories

are doing premium
advertising there. That’s pretty dumb in this economy AND
very un-business like. $-T-U-P-I-D, unprofe$$ional and
the equivalent of business suicide. “Without Advertising, a
terrible thing happens, NOTHING!”

Also predictable is the outcome for the idiots that neglect their
income source. Expect a major decline in service quality
gentlemen AND Service Providors. When all else fails, Diversify,
scrutinize the hell out of whats working, Minimize the crap
or places or whatever that ISN’T and Get The Word Out There
and tap new audiences and Do It Better than the next one in line.
You guys know it, I know it, All of Us Practice It and the rest, well,
let them have their free “websites” and disappear from the scene-
You Guys will benefit in the end-as always-from QUALITY
and SAFE providors. The rest will look like craigslist
“crack hos”. Thats funny as hell any way you read it because its
SO TRUE! LOL!

Bigdoggie got most of our advertising dollars this year
because the traffic stats vs the ROI was there to support them.
Plus, I’m pretty damn loyal to the people that take care of us
and these people surely have above and beyond all of the rest
and brother believe me-I do A LOT of advertising under one Agency
or Independent (individual promotions) name or another and
TBD is clearly head and shoulders above the rest in terms of
overall quality of clients for us. We owe them a huge debt of gratitude.
Just think, many, many of you directory owners could’ve gotten into
bed with us and gotten some of our Adverti$ing Dollar$ IF you were just Respectful Professional and Reasonable. TBD has us for the last 5 years or so after all of the rest have shown their true colors and fallen to the wayside. Ding-Dongs. So gents, Show Your Support to TBD for being such
terrific people because WE support the staff 100%. The rest suck so far.

* Now, back to the beginning. Here’s whats been going on in the
escort world as far as that advertising stuff is concerned. We watch the boards out there to see who is going where and it used to be that
Everyone I Fired would run over to the “competition” and convince
whatever idiot was running it to send the them over to
other areas “on tour” because WE do such an excellent job of
promoting our people and canvassing for The Best Clients and
doing it under Very Safe Conditions. The idiots would send them
over (without protecting their identity!) at a Cheaper Rate
and take all of the BANNED GUYS and REJECTS that we wouldn’t
and they’d enjoy a bit of reward for a short time anyway. Never
lasts because we do fire them for good reasons. Rejects.

That shit was predictable like clockwork. Anywhere WE
announced and anywhere WE invested a lot of obvious Time and
Money Cultivating-the rejects were Predicted to Follow Behind
us in short order, like a week behind our posted calendar tours.

Just like a freakin clock man. Dummies. We caught on and pulled
some funnies at a LOT of peoples expense!LOL! YOU guys are going
to love this….I approached some of the escort communities
with some suggestions about helping them stimulate some
possible revenue IF they’d co-operate with us. This gets Too
damn funny! I pointed out an entire group of losers in particular
that always followed behind us on their message boards (with the dates
and links to the previous postings!) and how it coincides with OUR BLOG
and Our CALENDAR Announcements for about a year and
if they would give us a major break on the advertising
in these impoverished areas we could virtually guarantee
to get that particular State/area stimulated and in exchange
we’d commit to a term on Other States that mattered. They
really had nothing to lose because no one Ever used them
and this would make that area appear more popular overall
and they’d have a Much Better Chance to sell these LOSERS
advertising or at the very least PAID MEMBERSHIPS…
In short, it worked! LOL! Friggin sheep and idoits that
can’t think for themselves. LOL! Who in the hell
actually goes to Paducah, Owensboro, Ashland KY, Indiana (other than Indianapolis or North of it) or West Virginia
for Money in this business?!LOL! No ONE! DUMMIES!
We have laughed about this for two years man. Dumbasses. Jeez. Lee and the girls and I have laughed our butts off at these idiots antics and
postings following along “behind” us! (its always behind anyway).
My spouse calls them “tagalongs”, akin to toilet paper shards….

Now though you can speed forward, its gotten even worse. This one
I haven’t pulled a funny on, yet. Know what the losers are
up to now? The independents are now just trolling Behind
us and anywhere We have a Banner or even a text listing-
They’re following along and touring two weeks Behind us now!
Not even smart enough top be original. They look on the
message boards in various directories and On Our Escort
Agency Website Entry Page (at the bottom) to see Who
we’ve given a Return Link to and THEN they follow Behind,
Again. But now they aren’t even investing in a membership
anymore OR advertising at all. They’re just using the
resources for free. Nothing invested BACK into the community
OR the industry they’re raping with cut rate prices and free
unprofessional websites. It’ seriously unbalanced the Industry
as a whole, made the entire “hobby” unsafe for Everyone
(doesn’t this sound A LOT like whats happened to the USA?)
and worse. They even steal the wording directly from
the Real Agencies and adopt them. It creates a serious
credibility factor when the local pillheads and drunks call
themselves “Upscale or Elite”, or “Number One”, etc….see what I mean?
THAT’S WHY ONLY OTHER ESCORT DIRECTORIES ARE PAYING TO ADVERTISE. They all belong on craigslist or cityvibe.

YOU GUYS mustn’t encourage these morons that are making it
so unsafe, unsanitary and downright Dangerous by Enabling Them.
Hey, if they’re idiots, call a spade out and write a poor review….and
QUITE Contributing to the Problem gentlemen….

It’s all just inviting the Justice Department to make another
Major Sweep…maybe at datecheck? hope none of you are included in it…

Its all just Inviting the Justice Department to make another Major Sweep…
By the way, the running joke around here about KY was that I Really
owned A Lot of other “local” agencies. I must because one year thats
all we saw on the reviews in some communities, Former Fantasys Girls…
employed somewhere else…because they weren’t good enough to remain Here.

Next!:

This week at a glance at Fantasys.
FantasyKim in Northern KY Wednesday.
Nashville Thursday-Friday-12th with FantasyKim.
Lexington Thursday-Saturday with FantasyKate and FantasyJewel!
Let’s give a warm welcome back to our original FantasyCory!
More later~

http://FantasysEscortService.com

What else is going on with the Escort Agency stuff Mike?
Glad you asked. Full time local Escort Services are opening up
beginning this Fall in Missouri, Atlanta, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana,
Tennessee, Iowa, West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Minnesota,
as well as the established Kentucky, Pennsylvania, DC, Maryland market
where we currently are. Our other Affiliate Agencies will all be “Local Services”
that we supply with escorts all ready to go and will work the exact same way that
we currently do with Screening, Safety Procedures, Calendar Tours, etc. so
you’ll get the same guarantees.

What else is going on with the Escort Directory Advertising stuff Mike?
Glad you’re asking! FREE Advertising is cool and Premium Advertising
doesn’t come any better than what we have in place for you!
http://FantasyEscortGuide.com

ESCORT SERVICE EMPLOYMENT
I am interviewing prospective escorts immediately for
Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Missouri, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, S.Ohio, S. Indiana, S.Indiana.

Quick dates:
We are featuring our ORIGINAL CORY back on a limited basis.
Photos to be back up later in the day. FantasyCory-Home!

FantasyKate in Knoxville early in the week
- With Advance Reservations.
FantasyMandy available in Morehead this week!
FantasyKim in Louisville Tuesday 9th
FantasyJewel in Louisville Wednesday 10th.
Cincinnati Wednesday 10th with FantasyKim.
Nashville Thursday and early Friday 11-12th with FantasyKim.
Lexington Thursday-Saturday, June 11-13th with FantasyKate.

Hard to get in to see Kate in Nashville…forget the
review-forget seeing her, same with Mandy.
If you ONLY want an hour-and
you’ve never seen the girl before-REVIEW PLEASE.
That’s our terms and its also how I’m able to make and keep certain promises to these exclusive, “non-traditional” girls that we employ here.

I’ve hired about 16 New Girls to work at our various “agencies”
and we’ll be switching them out on “tours” from place
to place. They will always have Calendar Dates to announce
them once we’re back up at full speed. The advertising gig
is taking up 98% of our time and scheduling everyone is
a bitch between you and them. We’ve been staying with
the guarantees and regulars to keep the existing girls
happy. If you’re infrequent or hard to work with-I’ve been
ignoring you. I’ll be back to my normal enabling self soon.lol

http://FantasysEscortService.com

Techno-Geeks! I need some help here! I need Yellow Pages software!
The pricey nonsense we purchased and installed at AdultOutcall.com
(The Escort Service YellowPages) has failed to meet
the manufacturers hype and I was so pissed I deleted the
entire program. I despise incompetence and dishonesty and
this represented both so we did the right thing and ignored
the months of hard work we put into it and deleted that
“sumbitch” altogether rather than compromise. I am flexible
but compromise isn’t one of my stronger suits shall we say!LOL!
Any help will get you a bonus. Birddog fee? On the house? Resellers
fee? Whats your pleasure? PLEASE, lemme know something soon
if anyone knows anything that can help, otherwise I’ll
have to convert some cheesey link program and “paint er yella.”

M~

Travel news for Fantasys Escort Service June 2009:
A big Thank You out to Nashville from Kate & Mandy first
for the great reception they recieved on their visits! Told “ya’ll”.

Lexington June 2nd with FantasyCory.
Tuesday June 2nd in Huntington WV with beautiful FantasyJewel.
Louisville Tuesday with FantasyKim.
Lexington has FantasyKelly AND FantasyCory this month.
Lexington the remainder of the week has FantasyJewel as well.

Cincinnati Wednesday June 3rd with FantasyJewel.
Knoxville Wednesday with FantasyKate.
FantasyMandy in Lexington Thursday June 4th. RESERVE NOW GENTS.
Nashville Thursday and Friday 4th and 5th with totally awesome
FantasyKate. (feedback says that she is The BEST
“new girl 1 hr Appt they’ve EVER had”!)
Louisville June 9th with FantasyKim.
Louisville June 10th with FantasyJewel.
FantasyCory is available By Advance request to Louisville.
Cincinnati next Wednesday June 10th with FantasyKim.

NC was canceled a second time for lack of pre-registration. Too
bad. We have lots of pre-screened guys but they must be
like those Indianapolis ding-dongs and not big on committments
& wait until the last day to phone in. Sorry. We don’t do that here…
and won’t. Thought I posted a yankee tour for a minute.
Tours cost me money and YOU get to pick up the bill for it in the end
for those miscalculations. LOL! So much truth in that statement….

Hilton Head never fails to be a great time and Kim had an awesome one
over Labor Day weekend down there. LOVE that place. BeBackSoon!

You may have noticed that I’ve begun adding the word “Fantasy“ to
the front of the girls names. I’ve been forced to do it for the
distinction…it seems some local ripoff conartists are capitalizing
upon the Excellent Escort Reviews we have here (all 300 Pages of them)
and are purposely naming their girls Our Names to capitalize on the confusion in local markets. It should stop this month. OR, I’ll
remember that I used to be a “pimp” piece of shit and
revisit my roots….

“Why don’t you ever answer your phone”? Because I hate dishonest people.
Hundreds of daily calls from our reviews and Non Client Code Holders
that are accustomed to dealing with moronic independents with
flexible standards is why. They totally f-ck it for you guys in the
long run with their desperation and ultimately its THEM that get
all of you busted. Be SMARTER guys. The cops are having a
field day because of that stupidity. IF they’re THAT accessible….dummies.
Oh yeah, also because I don’t tolerate fools well. This new “nicee me”
doesn’t have the patience for ding dongs so rather than curse, I just ignore.
Make a decision already and stop flip flopping. Jeez. If you’re a decently smart guy that leaves a message Like The Instructions Say I’ll call you back. Act like a STALKER and I’ll just put a note in your file. And ignore you. Dummy. I have to visit the reviews and check our records to see who owes us one before I call you back and that takes time.

http://FantasysEscortService.com

Escort Advertising Kicks off TODAY! Your Ad in 26 Escort
Directories for ONE PRICE! Go here for an example:
Advertising Example.

That Includes A Membership to our Private Escort Community
of VERIFIED BY FANTASYS- Hobbyists and Providors for FREE!

We VERIFY-NOT to be confused
with those rip off con artists that mislead you (and endanger you!)
by IMPLYING Screening. Vouching or References Are NOT Screening!
Nope, WE SCREEN FOR YOU FOR FREE in our Community.
Those other rip offs are ONLY referral/reference services and have
NEVER SCREENED ANYONE and they Aren’t Even IN The Business!
They don’t have anything at stake in Your Getting In trouble or avoiding
potential problems. You guys and gals KNOW that I do.
(Kelly at RSK is an exception by the way. Nice woman.)
Their ONLY interest is the potential that your membership brings them from Traffic to sell advertising to providors. Do you really want your life, livelihood, career, marriages and reputation on the line by some con artist with another agenda? You better say no.

FANTASYS knows every potential challenge you face and
the dangers that WE face because we’ve been an Agency
for over 20 years- that YOU can discern the history of. Brother
I’ve been in this since the Inception of the Internet and you can
find Me in everything from newspaper to magazine articles, television and radio commercials. Right here in the trenches with you doing it
Better, Smarter and SAFER than Anyone, Anywhere. Who
else is the most likely people in the business to be trusted but us?
No One. Prove me wrong~

Updates for Monday June1st, 2009!
Hilton head Island for Kim Saturday-Monday3-25th!
Knoxville for Kate Saturday 23rd. Kingsport Sunday!
Kelly in Lexington all weekend.
Diane in Frankfort all weekend.
Jewel & Kelly Lexington Memorial Day.
Kim and Kelly Lexington Tuesday.
Louisville Tuesday Jewel.
Kate in Knoxville Tuesday May 26th and
KATE, Kim, Jewel, Kelly in Lexington this week.
NASHVILLE MANDY Thursday and FRIDAY 28-29th.
(Kate back in Nashville next Thursday and Friday).
NC CANCELED for insufficient pre-registration.
THANKS NASHVILLE! Kate and Mandy loved the tour!
Cincinnati for Jewel May 30th.
Kate in Knoxville this week.
Jewel in Huntington WV Tuesday June 2nd.
Louisville June 3rd with Kim.
Mandy in Lexington Thursday June 4th.
Kate in Nashville Thursday and Friday 4th and June 5th.

Fantasy Kim!

Highlights:
Kim, Jewel, Kelly,Diane, Kate in Lexington this week~
May 27-29th first followed by Kate.
Kim in Louisville June 9th.
Hilton Head and Asheville coming up for Kim!
Asheville for Kate! Alabama for Jewel.
St. Louis for Kim & Kate in June.
Paducah for Jewel in June.
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Our Agency traffic is down 1.3%, but guess whats UP 188%? Our BLOG!
Yep, a hundred and eighty eight percent INCREASE from viewers wanting to know
What We’re Planning...uh, simple. Get ALL Of The Business from
Google, Yahoo and MSN with our Escort Directories is all…
better befriend me quick because I am a Pr-ck when I’m snubbed.
Memory like an elephant~