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Welcome "Fantasy Feature" Casey back to "work" guys!
Miss Casey is back in the saddle, errr, so to speak that is, and available with 4 hour minimums. I'll let you know up front that she is pushing for overnights and looking for regulars.......after reading last weeks long thingamujigy I wrote about the other former "Fantasy Features" she came to much different conclusions. It's never smart to put all of your eggs in one or two baskets-better to spread it around a bit just in case someone isn't as solid as they porttay themselves to be...Smart Girl! You can never have too much money $aved I say.

Nashville this week has 1-2-3 GIRLS coming in for sweethearts week! Casey, Kim and Cory all three will be there, get in where you it in gents!

Louisville Monday and probably Tuesday with Mya, possible visit from Cory but don't hold your breath. She wants to be in Cincinnati and Lexington. Nashville goes without mentioning to our guys-its definitely OUR KIND OF TOWN! What the hell is it about Louisville that makes these girls dislike visiting there? You guys have bad water or what...

Lexington Monday with Kim and Cory for highlights. The rest is hit and miss. Obviously we're going more and more for the higher profile girls around her. They may be high [rofile but they are less maintence than those other ones and I HATE HIGH MAINTENCE RELATIONSHIPS.

I "reckon" we'll send either Cory or maybe even Kim to Cincinnatyi this Wednesday. It would be Kim's first visit....Jewel LOVES it up there. What do you guys put in HER water up there...?

Kansas City, ST.Louis, Memphis and a few cities in Alabama coming up for us since global warming is encouraging warmer temperatures...

Just so you boys know that I have everyones best possible experiences in mind. 3 of the 4 chicks interviewed this past week didn't cut the mustard and won't be starting here with us. Too bad too because they were lookers buddy BUT they just didn't have "that thing" about them that really characterizes these girls here. If character just wasn't so-o darn important....the fourth one is a wait and see kiond of thing. I am not convinced BUT we'll give her a chance for about a minute to see if she is up to par. More tommorrow.

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Hey! Look at who is coming to Nashville Thursday and Friday! Click that pic and start counting down the hours until you see Miss Kim! Jeez, but she does make a picture look good. Make's it look easy too...next Thursday and Friday in Nashville with CORY! Make them quickly though because sure as shooting-someone will take her for a 6-12 hour overnight and you'll miss out.

Hey, middle age guys like me! Want to laugh your butts off?

THE INSIDERS ADDITION!Guess who is glad to be back in Kentucky Wednesday- and all week-permanently? That would be CORY we're talking about of course and we are as glad as you are that she'll be visiting our Southeastern areas regularly again. Quality Cory does LOT'S Of Overnights so stand in line and take a number....or go ahead and make a request for one in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, West Virginia, S.Illinois....she is game for them all!


Speaking of game for them all: Mya is also another top draw and crowd favorite that is available for overnight requests. See her recent raving reviews? Pretty mouth watering....NOT immediately available for overnights however is Kim (<new Photo!). Our young doll baby (More SEXY new pics going up Wednesday night!) is so keen to do this escort thing just right that she requested that I DO NOT book her on any overnights or "couple calls"! Bless her little 18 year old heart (it's right there behind those Double D jugs I think!), she hears all of the other girls doing them left and right and doesn't believe that she is ready for those yet, neither does gal-pal Casey. In the meantime, you can see her for up to 3 hours though!

I have more requests from guys asking me if we would consider them for a "regular" for Kim than ALL of the other girls combined this past month, WOW! Sorry fellas, I won't pull a "New Girl" off of our "irregular" touring circuit (so everyone can see her) just to keep her in little bitty old Lexington for some weekly 1 hour appointments on Fridays or Wednesays or whatever...you understand. This is a business for me ya know and EVERYONE wants to see this one and Cory...Step up and have standing 3 hour appointments on the same day every week and I will consider you a candidate though...although, come to think of it-TUESDAYS are the best days for KIM in LEXINGTON If you REALLY aren't full of shit.....in the meantime experienced hobbyists allready know what will most likely happen with this PERFECT GIRL..what almost always happens in the biz...she'll become more comfortable over time and she won't be quite as impressed or fascinated by you as she is now....her living standards will quite naturally rise to meet her income....and her Income Requirements will naturally rise as well...then those one hour appointments won't seem nearly as exciting to her as they are now. Familiar story for our business. Right now she is the 1.5-2 hr queen just so they won't be required to write a review.LOL! That's funny as hell to me! You've probably read the reviews for the only single hour appointments she has done (requirement for 1 hour incalls-or we must ban you).

Funny thing just occured to me, I mentioned that little scenario about them becoming comfortable and their income requirements raising to meet their lifestyles...common in the business as they gain in experience and the dollar amount just isn't as exciting as it was initially. Nearly everyone knows how that works. (we don't do a great many single hour appts because 'I" don't make any money on those, I push for the multi hrs) However some notable exceptions come to mind about who that scenario DID NOT happen to so I must balance out the statement with these and they were/are: Victoria-true right to the end of her "public" commitment to us! Possibly the humblest lady I've ever known in this business-period (and SO goddamn striking and beautiful that I still blush ear to ear around that woman!). I have learned so many DIFFERENT things from her, and still do. An amazing woman and an amazing human being by any measuring stick. Still making the big bucks with us now with her "big-boy regular$". God bless her AND the big boys with expensive toys!

Carrie is another. I've had more than a few Carries and it has not gone to their head at all and at least one of these woman has flat out EARNED a bundle, 6 figures in 6 months and she invests wisely. Of the most well known one, she-like Victoria, was always just as grateful for the itty-bitty single hour appointments as the more enticing multi-hour ones that REALLY entices them to "get totally into the guy".


Casey. Spectacular young girl in EVERY way-as many of you can attest to! The four years she has put in here with Fantasys has paid off big time for her. She is nearly a "partner" and participates in our "profit sharing program" from day one. <--She recruits and trains for Fantasys now. I told you cheapo guys that wasted your time with the local independents to be more generous while you could. LOL! No better dollar was ever spent in this business than with any of those three ladies mentioned. Casey has been promoted to "My Boss" and works with the girls directly now, as well as being our resident photographer and gopher-mikeandleesomefreshcoffeeanddoughnutsbeforeyoucomeinplease. Our clients tell me how the girls rave about how sweet she is during their appointments, hmmm.....why doesn't Lee and I get to see that side of her doggonit?! She did have a bit of poor judgment luck for a minute while she adjusted her living habits but now she "ain't hurting for money honey "no mo".  Also, the previous "Casey" prior to the last one is also back in the swing of things with us again under the "Tasha" name now. SHe is available in the Lexington area on Tuesdays only. (Shew! Great in the sack....)

JAIMIE. WOW! This name MUST mean instant "sugar daddy success" because I still have all four of my former "Jaimie's" maintaining thier " big-boy regulars" in 3 States: 2 in Indiana, Ohio, Florida, and they are like "peas in a pod" too. All four of them are very smart, well balanced, extremely loyal and BLONDE! My A.T.F. LOL!


 Alexus in Milwaukee still with us 7 years and one boob reduction later and maintains her/our "big-boy regulars" with sensible reasoning. Minneapolis will soon call our former "Alexus" home because I have asked for her help in getting this place moving. Too many irons in the fire for me to keep them all straight these days. Iowa will come on line soon after by the way.



 Tall and Exotic looking Rachel in Ohio still here and maintaining her "big-boy regulars" in the Columbus area (down to the last two though! Jeez, why do we have to get so fu--ing old and keel over!! Can't we just maintain 50 or something indefinitely Lord?).



 My original Brandy in Lexington is only out of the running just recently after 12 years of complete committment. I learned more about unconditional love from this one than ANY person in the rest of my entire life. I probably would have never been able to work with someone as genuine and wonderful as the last Victoria if "Brandy" hadn't prepared me. What a terrific gift those two have been. "Heaven must surely be missing an Angel"...Like one of the Ally's, Brandy married one of them fabulously rich fellers and I couldn't....uhhh, compete I think is the appropriate phrase. I do believe that they'll be sorry in the long run for those descisions because HISTORY and EXPERIENCE in life and the business proves to ME over and over that it is very un-realistic to think that these girls are able to simply walk away from all of the approval, their EARNED money, the learned independence, the self-sufficiency, the "strange" (addicted to orgasms?), etc, that it's most likely doomed from the get-go and damn near impossible honestly (speaking from personal experience myself here boys). Detachment is the worst thing to do to try to overcome it.  If you're a hobbyist looking to marry one of these chicks-Keep it simple, be a sugar daddy or a sugar baby and leave all of the possesive nuerotic shit alone. Ownership papers on human beings isn't all its cracked up to be.....Speaking of losing some girls. We're about to lose two more to marriage soon. As much as I love bringing you guys the new ones, I sure hate losing the familiar ones that I've put so much effort into. Jeez, its a lot like dating sometimes. Have to learn all of the new girls freakin' quirks. Hate that..

I really appreciate the inter-personal/professional relationship I share with Casey today because she does openly share her challenges with me with such things and the transition they must evolve into gradually is no picnic after all of that repetitive validation from EVERY MAN They Meet In The Business and its damn near like a drug to them. I watched my exceptionally beautiful and talented Mother UN-successfully experience similiar things from her glamorous public life in my ill spent youth, as well as witnessed it many-many times in my Fathers strip club to repeated failures. Then, even more so later on as I started a "larger than life" lifestyle of my own with "the pretty people" sacrificing beauty and glamour for Character building endeavors that actually sustain them their ENTIRE lives and brings them ultimate happiness. Dismal failures who's lives are indelibly scarred from their failures to meet these challenges in adulthood.

 

My own (ex)-wife very nearly died-literally-many times over-as she fell from public favor when SHE had to start reminding people she met that she was formerly a "Playmate of the Year". That girl was the sweetest and kindest person before all of the glamour and publicity hit. Took me years to overcome the guilt for MY part in it I tell ya. Poor girl never recovered her inner beauty when last we were on regular speaking terms. Nervous breakdown, pill addiction, coked out, ugly boob job(s), too many "teeney bop b-movies" , you name it... she did introduce me to former Olympic Gold Winners Bruce Jenner and Mark Spitz YEARS ago and I was shocked at the transformations from their professional personas. Boxing/Adult Affiliations and something else we won't digress into opened many doors that would otherwise be closed to "normal" people... Mark Spitz was just the neatest guy you could ask for but Bruce was a different story altogether and I couldn't figure out if the guy should be wearing jeans or dresses. Poor bastard was one of those that got on a first name basis with LOT'S of plastic surgeons and his mind set was like a little bitch. Man was I ever disappointed. I REALLY expected a genuine guy. He was genuine alright, a genuine jerk-off. Sad shit. WAY too many selfish people telling these people that that were "GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING- then YOU ARE SPECIAL- YOU ARE THE SHIT". Legends in their own minds and then the legend turns out to be VERY Human, Too Human and thats probably all of our "fall from grace", as it were. 
I went through it myself and It Sucked To Be Me for awhile. Too much negative validation, I just didn't see it as such.

I always went for the "glamour girls" in my youth right up to the last few years unfortunately because those were the kind of women I grew up around. Glamorous. Everything looked brighter when they entered a room. Everyone wants it known that they "know" them. Commands attention by their sheer beautiful presence. Yummy looking and kind of breathless all of the time-turned me on immensly because it always made me think of sex... But usually LOUSY in the sack and 100% dull to be around for more than 4 hours (3 hours and 40 minutes of sex..then..BYE) Too frigging neurotic. Sleep too much, always vying for everyones attention, constant posturing, needing continuous approval, validation seeking at every turn, insecure, jealous, possessive, angry, ungrateful, etc. Completely externally validated and ZERO virtue or self esteem (huge ego's though) from actually sacrificing immediate satisfaction and earning some much needed confident self-esteem from worth while accomplishments with long term ramifications. Oh yes, the prescription pills and the coke, how can I forget THOSE. Almost without exception..... I've "dated" a former Hustler girl, had an ongoing fair weather relationship with a set of famous twins (who WERE NOT even sisters by the way-but lots of fun to "party" with!) a Penthouse Pet, a European P.M.O.T.M., some models, smattering of adult magazine girls, dozens of cosmetologists (easy "glamour" access "locally" in any town of population) as well and the personality similarities are amazing. From any Country. Any State. Any race. Any background. Same stories-different names (and often the SAME weird ass unique names given to them by mommy, like Farrah, Tawny...tells you something else!). And they all have those "unique problems" and never seem to overcome them. Usually they end up a pathetic fascimile of their former selves.  They seem to be the rule rather than the exceptions. We go the exact opposite way with the girls we work with here as a direct result of my personal challenges with these very things I just shared and from my personal dating life AND professional relationships. Our rule of "take care of a problem BEFORE there is one is very much in effect here every day with every new girl we work with. Thankfully they have the opportunity to skip these failure stories.

Perhaps you're wondering what all of the hub-bub is about with this review stuff anyhow. I'll be the first one to tell you that I did a major change on my ideas concerning them a few years back. My beliefs about them? I recall how I thought that they were "tacky" and demeaning and wouldn't participate in them at all and asked that they be removed for the longest time! Another. I was so d--n paranoid about cops before we started REAL Screening that I wouldn't put an ad in a "free" escort directory. If you didn't have to pay to be a member to see the contact information then we wouldn't consider it! Wow, BIG change there because there is absolutely NO DIRECTORY on the net today in the top 20, maybe top 100 for popularity that we are not in, in some way.



Another example. Speaking of public directories. When I did start shifting over from print based media I would only advertise in Foreign Directories! I wanted to acclimate the big money clients with us long before they arrived here. The business wasn't nearly as "sophisticated" then as it is now. The girls I work with now look back on some of those "older" girls that I still have around and listen to those stories in utter horror and disbelief! Can't say I blame them and I was there!

Boy did I ever feel sorry for Sentinel when he was new around here! LOL! He is such a cultured speaking shit and we were all loud mouthed boisterous rough necks to his "yankee educamuhcated" tea drinking ass!LOL!LOL! Those girls practically terrorized that boy into a coronary with their very uncouth -(yep, the broads too!) behavior. I could laugh til I pee my pants recanting those stories. It was loads of fun. Man, I was ALWAYS in trouble too. It seems like every other month I was in court for something stupid that could've been avoided with patience, and some Valiums for my god awful temper back then! I was spoiled and selfish and self-serving like any egomaniacal fool that believes themselves to be invincible because they hadn't failed at anything, yet...I was terribly snobbish and arrogant. Duh, no shit sherlock. Yea, no fucking shit and I was the last to know about it! Yeah, worse. Maybe even a bit mean... I was a corker and riding so high that kryptonite wouldn't bring me down with the movie offers, married to a Playmate of the Year, house so darn big I didn't know half the girls sleeping there in the mornings! Oh yes, I did this nonsense sober too. Can't even blame Bacchus for my idiocracy!LOL! It was an amazing decade of debauchery for me/us between 1985-2005 I think. No holds barred and total commitment to everything I did-right or wrong and darn it, wouldn't you know it? Just about Everything I touched was made out of gold by golly and with such intensity brought to everything I did it was bound to be successful and most of it was. Talk about validation brother! Hard to find a chink in that kind of ego-success, even if it was only important in our minds and didn't mean diddley-squat to anyone else but my shocked neighbors. Poor bastards. That's okay, I got laid enough for the entire community....(me sticking my tongue out)

My, how things change. I woke up one morning and my "pecs" had turned into "breasts". How the fuck did that shit happen Doc? Jeezus Jeezus Jeezus, does that mean I'm in danger of breast cancer now? Where the hell did my pectoral muscles go, these fucking things SAG like a breastfeeding chick! Yuck. And all this ear hair? And my goddamned balls are knocking between my knees from "going commando" all those years. (Will chicks think thats my dick in trousers, I wonder...hmm, maybe THAT one isn't so bad, but these fucking TITS gotta go!). Oh, how can I forget how often I have to go to the damn bathroom now. How did my kidneys get so big and why can't I hold it anymore? I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee for gods sake. And smoke of course. When I won the "tough guy contest" in '95 I pissed blood for three days, but I didn't have to wake up in the middle of the night to do it goddammit! Shit. Oh yeah. The procotologist visits now because my age bracket is at high risk for colon cancer? Motherfuckin' shit! Nobodies been in there and no one needs to be looking in there either. I was a PIMP in the joint dude, I pitched, I didn't catch nothin' Sure you got the right guy doc? if you want to poke around back there I gotta wonder about your intentions ya know...hey, if this exam turns me into a fag I'm going to kill you!

Glad I could give everyone a laugh at my expense. Hell, its at your expenses too gentlemen!LOL! The real point of all of this is for identification. You to Me. I hope that all of this poppy-cock and nonsense will re-assure you that I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM PERSONALLY, we speak the same language. I am familiar with Our age bracket, your "era', your needs and your considerations for discretion and the need for professionalism, predictability and sincerity. Most of us didn't appreciate our youths as much as We Should Have...and now that we've reached middle age we want to be appreciated for our experiences, our wisdom, our sacrifices. We want to be appreciated-period and we want the perfect end to our not-so-perfect-days and we want convenient incalls and discrete outcalls when its time, and we want it with girls that no one else has-exclusive women, with ladies that Understand and Respect Our Generation. You've come to the right place gentlemen because these are MY experiences too and I have the same needs as you do today and I do everything in my considerable influence to bring that to you with the Fantasys Girls. Our orientation classes last three days with new girls BEFORE their training classes begin and they are made very aware of what it is that MEN desire, rather than what women THINK we want. Makes sense. My ego absolutely demands quality and that's exactly what we bring to you. Quality assurances and quality services with quality women of character and genuine personalities. With our security precautions taking care of everything that most of these businesses face, the companions here are completely at ease knowing that and they have the peace of mind it brings so they can focus on the time before them and not have a doubt about Your Integrity-or identity. They know me personally and they know that I would NEVER permit a questionable fellow to be permitted into our fellowship. If someone rocks the boat-either a client or an escort- they are Dropped or Banned and dismissed immediately in everyones best long term interests so no person can present a security risk to any other person(s). That Is My Promise To Everyone!

The rest of this will be the icing on the cake boys and girls. I am justifiably proud of the accomplishments represented further down and I'm certain you will be glad to read it if you made it this far! Our review requirements reflect the change in the business, just like you and I have changed and evolved over the years to meet each years requirements. Very cool reading:

Every Review for Fantasys PRIOR to 2008 was completely UN-solicited! Meaning not requested. Imagine how many more gentlemen simply didn't write one! In order to meet the needs of the industry in an affordable manner, we now REQUIRE a written review at TER, TBD or Escorts.com for the complimentary 1 hour incall provisions-BUT, not for longer appointment times. It Helps Us-Help You because it enables us to attract the better companions that no one else has because we are EXCLUSIVE at Fantasys, as well as to to fulfill our promise of "new girls hired every two weeks". The Fantasys ladies are exclusive to our Escort Agency and your reviews help make it possible. We have equally impressive escort reviews with ASPD, EscortsAmerica, Captain69, WorldSexGuide, Preferred411, WCFE, Date-Check, PunterLink, EscortReview, and a smattering of others that aren't as recognized as the first three for these matters. The links we've listed below are an impressive and an important reminder of why you've decided to do business with Fantasys. I believe our complete commitment to service is self evident as you view the excerpts below.

Consistent Quality Of Services Rendered without question is everything in our opinion and our reviews reflect that. They represent an incredible achievement for an erotic adult business, especially an affordable escort agency. The character of the ladies at Fantasys are as evident as their sparkling personalities as you'll see in our reviews. We are as committed to their success as to your fulfillment. Additionally, EVERY link below is a direct link to the Individual Girls Accumulated Reviews and each girl represents a fantastic number of reviews themselves. Damn impressive amount.

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THE INSIDERS ADDITION!
Guess who is glad to be back in Kentucky Wednesday- and all week-permanently? That would be CORY we're talking about of course and we are as glad as you are that she'll be visiting our Southeastern areas regularly again. Quality Cory does LOT'S Of Overnights so stand in line and take a number....or go ahead and make a request for one in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Tennessee, West Virginia, S.Illinois....she is game for them all!


Speaking of game for them all: Mya is also another top draw and crowd favorite that is available for overnight requests. See her recent raving reviews? Pretty mouth watering....NOT immediately available for overnights however is Kim (<new Photo!). Our young doll baby (More SEXY new pics going up Wednesday night!) is so keen to do this escort thing just right that she requested that I DO NOT book her on any overnights or "couple calls"! Bless her little 18 year old heart (it's right there behind those Double D jugs I think!), she hears all of the other girls doing them left and right and doesn't believe that she is ready for those yet, neither does gal-pal Casey. In the meantime, you can see her for up to 3 hours though!

I have more requests from guys asking me if we would consider them for a "regular" for Kim than ALL of the other girls combined this past month, WOW! Sorry fellas, I won't pull a "New Girl" off of our "irregular" touring circuit (so everyone can see her) just to keep her in little bitty old Lexington for some weekly 1 hour appointments on Fridays or Wednesays or whatever...you understand. This is a business for me ya know and EVERYONE wants to see this one and Cory...Step up and have standing 3 hour appointments on the same day every week and I will consider you a candidate though...although, come to think of it-TUESDAYS are the best days for KIM in LEXINGTON If you REALLY aren't full of shit.....in the meantime experienced hobbyists allready know what will most likely happen with this PERFECT GIRL..what almost always happens in the biz...she'll become more comfortable over time and she won't be quite as impressed or fascinated by you as she is now....her living standards will quite naturally rise to meet her income....and her Income Requirements will naturally rise as well...then those one hour appointments won't seem nearly as exciting to her as they are now. Familiar story for our business. Right now she is the 1.5-2 hr queen just so they won't be required to write a review.LOL! That's funny as hell to me! You've probably read the reviews for the only single hour appointments she has done (requirement for 1 hour incalls-or we must ban you).

Funny thing just occured to me, I mentioned that little scenario about them becoming comfortable and their income requirements raising to meet their lifestyles...common in the business as they gain in experience and the dollar amount just isn't as exciting as it was initially. Nearly everyone knows how that works. (we don't do a great many single hour appts because 'I" don't make any money on those, I push for the multi hrs) However some notable exceptions come to mind about who that scenario DID NOT happen to so I must balance out the statement with these and they were/are: Victoria-true right to the end of her "public" commitment to us! Possibly the humblest lady I've ever known in this business-period (and SO goddamn striking and beautiful that I still blush ear to ear around that woman!). I have learned so many DIFFERENT things from her, and still do. An amazing woman and an amazing human being by any measuring stick. Still making the big bucks with us now with her "big-boy regular$". God bless her AND the big boys with expensive toys!

Carrie is another. I've had more than a few Carries and it has not gone to their head at all and at least one of these woman has flat out EARNED a bundle, 6 figures in 6 months and she invests wisely. Of the most well known one, she-like Victoria, was always just as grateful for the itty-bitty single hour appointments as the more enticing multi-hour ones that REALLY entices them to "get totally into the guy".


Casey. Spectacular young girl in EVERY way-as many of you can attest to! The four years she has put in here with Fantasys has paid off big time for her. She is nearly a "partner" and participates in our "profit sharing program" from day one. <--She recruits and trains for Fantasys now. I told you cheapo guys that wasted your time with the local independents to be more generous while you could. LOL! No better dollar was ever spent in this business than with any of those three ladies mentioned. Casey has been promoted to "My Boss" and works with the girls directly now, as well as being our resident photographer and gopher-mikeandleesomefreshcoffeeanddoughnutsbeforeyoucomeinplease. Our clients tell me how the girls rave about how sweet she is during their appointments, hmmm.....why doesn't Lee and I get to see that side of her doggonit?! She did have a bit of poor judgment luck for a minute while she adjusted her living habits but now she "ain't hurting for money honey "no mo".  Also, the previous "Casey" prior to the last one is also back in the swing of things with us again under the "Tasha" name now. SHe is available in the Lexington area on Tuesdays only. (Shew! Great in the sack....)

JAIMIE. WOW! This name MUST mean instant "sugar daddy success" because I still have all four of my former "Jaimie's" maintaining thier " big-boy regulars" in 3 States: 2 in Indiana, Ohio, Florida, and they are like "peas in a pod" too. All four of them are very smart, well balanced, extremely loyal and BLONDE! My A.T.F. LOL!


 Alexus in Milwaukee still with us 7 years and one boob reduction later and maintains her/our "big-boy regulars" with sensible reasoning. Minneapolis will soon call our former "Alexus" home because I have asked for her help in getting this place moving. Too many irons in the fire for me to keep them all straight these days. Iowa will come on line soon after by the way.



 Tall and Exotic looking Rachel in Ohio still here and maintaining her "big-boy regulars" in the Columbus area (down to the last two though! Jeez, why do we have to get so fu--ing old and keel over!! Can't we just maintain 50 or something indefinitely Lord?).



 My original Brandy in Lexington is only out of the running just recently after 12 years of complete committment. I learned more about unconditional love from this one than ANY person in the rest of my entire life. I probably would have never been able to work with someone as genuine and wonderful as the last Victoria if "Brandy" hadn't prepared me. What a terrific gift those two have been. "Heaven must surely be missing an Angel"...Like one of the Ally's, Brandy married one of them fabulously rich fellers and I couldn't....uhhh, compete I think is the appropriate phrase. I do believe that they'll be sorry in the long run for those descisions because HISTORY and EXPERIENCE in life and the business proves to ME over and over that it is very un-realistic to think that these girls are able to simply walk away from all of the approval, their EARNED money, the learned independence, the self-sufficiency, the "strange" (addicted to orgasms?), etc, that it's most likely doomed from the get-go and damn near impossible honestly (speaking from personal experience myself here boys). Detachment is the worst thing to do to try to overcome it.  If you're a hobbyist looking to marry one of these chicks-Keep it simple, be a sugar daddy or a sugar baby and leave all of the possesive nuerotic shit alone. Ownership papers on human beings isn't all its cracked up to be.....Speaking of losing some girls. We're about to lose two more to marriage soon. As much as I love bringing you guys the new ones, I sure hate losing the familiar ones that I've put so much effort into. Jeez, its a lot like dating sometimes. Have to learn all of the new girls freakin' quirks. Hate that..

I really appreciate the inter-personal/professional relationship I share with Casey today because she does openly share her challenges with me with such things and the transition they must evolve into gradually is no picnic after all of that repetitive validation from EVERY MAN They Meet In The Business and its damn near like a drug to them. I watched my exceptionally beautiful and talented Mother UN-successfully experience similiar things from her glamorous public life in my ill spent youth, as well as witnessed it many-many times in my Fathers strip club to repeated failures. Then, even more so later on as I started a "larger than life" lifestyle of my own with "the pretty people" sacrificing beauty and glamour for Character building endeavors that actually sustain them their ENTIRE lives and brings them ultimate happiness. Dismal failures who's lives are indelibly scarred from their failures to meet these challenges in adulthood.

My own (ex)-wife very nearly died-literally-many times over-as she fell from public favor when SHE had to start reminding people she met that she was formerly a "Playmate of the Year". That girl was the sweetest and kindest person before all of the glamour and publicity hit. Took me years to overcome the guilt for MY part in it I tell ya. Poor girl never recovered her inner beauty when last we were on regular speaking terms. Nervous breakdown, pill addiction, coked out, ugly boob job(s), too many "teeney bop b-movies" , you name it... she did introduce me to former Olympic Gold Winners Bruce Jenner and Mark Spitz YEARS ago and I was shocked at the transformations from their professional personas. Boxing/Adult Affiliations and something else we won't digress into opened many doors that would otherwise be closed to "normal" people... Mark Spitz was just the neatest guy you could ask for but Bruce was a different story altogether and I couldn't figure out if the guy should be wearing jeans or dresses. Poor bastard was one of those that got on a first name basis with LOT'S of plastic surgeons and his mind set was like a little bitch. Man was I ever disappointed. I REALLY expected a genuine guy. He was genuine alright, a genuine jerk-off. Sad shit. WAY too many selfish people telling these people that that were "GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING- then YOU ARE SPECIAL- YOU ARE THE SHIT". Legends in their own minds and then the legend turns out to be VERY Human, Too Human and thats probably all of our "fall from grace", as it were. 
I went through it myself and It Sucked To Be Me for awhile. Too much negative validation, I just didn't see it as such.

I always went for the "glamour girls" in my youth right up to the last few years unfortunately because those were the kind of women I grew up around. Glamorous. Everything looked brighter when they entered a room. Everyone wants it known that they "know" them. Commands attention by their sheer beautiful presence. Yummy looking and kind of breathless all of the time-turned me on immensly because it always made me think of sex... But usually LOUSY in the sack and 100% dull to be around for more than 4 hours (3 hours and 40 minutes of sex..then..BYE) Too frigging neurotic. Sleep too much, always vying for everyones attention, constant posturing, needing continuous approval, validation seeking at every turn, insecure, jealous, possessive, angry, ungrateful, etc. Completely externally validated and ZERO virtue or self esteem (huge ego's though) from actually sacrificing immediate satisfaction and earning some much needed confident self-esteem from worth while accomplishments with long term ramifications. Oh yes, the prescription pills and the coke, how can I forget THOSE. Almost without exception..... I've "dated" a former Hustler girl, had an ongoing fair weather relationship with a set of famous twins (who WERE NOT even sisters by the way-but lots of fun to "party" with!) a Penthouse Pet, a European P.M.O.T.M., some models, smattering of adult magazine girls, dozens of cosmetologists (easy "glamour" access "locally" in any town of population) as well and the personality similarities are amazing. From any Country. Any State. Any race. Any background. Same stories-different names (and often the SAME weird ass unique names given to them by mommy, like Farrah, Tawny...tells you something else!). And they all have those "unique problems" and never seem to overcome them. Usually they end up a pathetic fascimile of their former selves.  They seem to be the rule rather than the exceptions. We go the exact opposite way with the girls we work with here as a direct result of my personal challenges with these very things I just shared and from my personal dating life AND professional relationships. Our rule of "take care of a problem BEFORE there is one is very much in effect here every day with every new girl we work with. Thankfully they have the opportunity to skip these failure stories.

Perhaps you're wondering what all of the hub-bub is about with this review stuff anyhow. I'll be the first one to tell you that I did a major change on my ideas concerning them a few years back. My beliefs about them? I recall how I thought that they were "tacky" and demeaning and wouldn't participate in them at all and asked that they be removed for the longest time! Another. I was so d--n paranoid about cops before we started REAL Screening that I wouldn't put an ad in a "free" escort directory. If you didn't have to pay to be a member to see the contact information then we wouldn't consider it! Wow, BIG change there because there is absolutely NO DIRECTORY on the net today in the top 20, maybe top 100 for popularity that we are not in, in some way.



Another example. Speaking of public directories. When I did start shifting over from print based media I would only advertise in Foreign Directories! I wanted to acclimate the big money clients with us long before they arrived here. The business wasn't nearly as "sophisticated" then as it is now. The girls I work with now look back on some of those "older" girls that I still have around and listen to those stories in utter horror and disbelief! Can't say I blame them and I was there!

Boy did I ever feel sorry for Sentinel when he was new around here! LOL! He is such a cultured speaking shit and we were all loud mouthed boisterous rough necks to his "yankee educamuhcated" tea drinking ass!LOL!LOL! Those girls practically terrorized that boy into a coronary with their very uncouth -(yep, the broads too!) behavior. I could laugh til I pee my pants recanting those stories. It was loads of fun. Man, I was ALWAYS in trouble too. It seems like every other month I was in court for something stupid that could've been avoided with patience, and some Valiums for my god awful temper back then! I was spoiled and selfish and self-serving like any egomaniacal fool that believes themselves to be invincible because they hadn't failed at anything, yet...I was terribly snobbish and arrogant. Duh, no shit sherlock. Yea, no fucking shit and I was the last to know about it! Yeah, worse. Maybe even a bit mean... I was a corker and riding so high that kryptonite wouldn't bring me down with the movie offers, married to a Playmate of the Year, house so darn big I didn't know half the girls sleeping there in the mornings! Oh yes, I did this nonsense sober too. Can't even blame Bacchus for my idiocracy!LOL! It was an amazing decade of debauchery for me/us between 1985-2005 I think. No holds barred and total commitment to everything I did-right or wrong and darn it, wouldn't you know it? Just about Everything I touched was made out of gold by golly and with such intensity brought to everything I did it was bound to be successful and most of it was. Talk about validation brother! Hard to find a chink in that kind of ego-success, even if it was only important in our minds and didn't mean diddley-squat to anyone else but my shocked neighbors. Poor bastards. That's okay, I got laid enough for the entire community....(me sticking my tongue out)

My, how things change. I woke up one morning and my "pecs" had turned into "breasts". How the fuck did that shit happen Doc? Jeezus Jeezus Jeezus, does that mean I'm in danger of breast cancer now? Where the hell did my pectoral muscles go, these fucking things SAG like a breastfeeding chick! Yuck. And all this ear hair? And my goddamned balls are knocking between my knees from "going commando" all those years. (Will chicks think thats my dick in trousers, I wonder...hmm, maybe THAT one isn't so bad, but these fucking TITS gotta go!). Oh, how can I forget how often I have to go to the damn bathroom now. How did my kidneys get so big and why can't I hold it anymore? I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee for gods sake. And smoke of course. When I won the "tough guy contest" in '95 I pissed blood for three days, but I didn't have to wake up in the middle of the night to do it goddammit! Shit. Oh yeah. The procotologist visits now because my age bracket is at high risk for colon cancer? Motherfuckin' shit! Nobodies been in there and no one needs to be looking in there either. I was a PIMP in the joint dude, I pitched, I didn't catch nothin' Sure you got the right guy doc? if you want to poke around back there I gotta wonder about your intentions ya know...hey, if this exam turns me into a fag I'm going to kill you!

Glad I could give everyone a laugh at my expense. Hell, its at your expenses too gentlemen!LOL! The real point of all of this is for identification. You to Me. I hope that all of this poppy-cock and nonsense will re-assure you that I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM PERSONALLY, we speak the same language. I am familiar with Our age bracket, your "era', your needs and your considerations for discretion and the need for professionalism, predictability and sincerity. Most of us didn't appreciate our youths as much as We Should Have...and now that we've reached middle age we want to be appreciated for our experiences, our wisdom, our sacrifices. We want to be appreciated-period and we want the perfect end to our not-so-perfect-days and we want convenient incalls and discrete outcalls when its time, and we want it with girls that no one else has-exclusive women, with ladies that Understand and Respect Our Generation. You've come to the right place gentlemen because these are MY experiences too and I have the same needs as you do today and I do everything in my considerable influence to bring that to you with the Fantasys Girls. Our orientation classes last three days with new girls BEFORE their training classes begin and they are made very aware of what it is that MEN desire, rather than what women THINK we want. Makes sense. My ego absolutely demands quality and that's exactly what we bring to you. Quality assurances and quality services with quality women of character and genuine personalities. With our security precautions taking care of everything that most of these businesses face, the companions here are completely at ease knowing that and they have the peace of mind it brings so they can focus on the time before them and not have a doubt about Your Integrity-or identity. They know me personally and they know that I would NEVER permit a questionable fellow to be permitted into our fellowship. If someone rocks the boat-either a client or an escort- they are Dropped or Banned and dismissed immediately in everyones best long term interests so no person can present a security risk to any other person(s). That Is My Promise To Everyone!

The rest of this will be the icing on the cake boys and girls. I am justifiably proud of the accomplishments represented further down and I'm certain you will be glad to read it if you made it this far! Our review requirements reflect the change in the business, just like you and I have changed and evolved over the years to meet each years requirements. Very cool reading:

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