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Nashville Escort Agencies! Kentucky Escort news! Louisville Escort stuffWednesday, October 31. 2007Schedules first on Halloween! Wednesday in Lexington with Jewel, Ally, Danielle and Kelly. Thursday and Friday in Lexington with Danielle, Kelly and Sherry. Saturday with Jewel with multiple hour reservations in advance gentlemen. NASHVILLE Thursday-Sunday availability with Jewel on Thursday and Friday and Mandy Friday -Sunday. Next week in Nashville with Casey and Mandy, possibly another blonde dropping in. Louisville Wednesday & Thursday outcalls plus the week-end has Carmen available for incalls this Friday all day and Saturday morning. Outcalls from Saturday afternoon and Sunday all day for with advance reservations please. Louisville every Tuesday with Jewel by the way. Cincinnati every Wednesday with Jewel. Weekdays in Milwaukee with Cory when she isn't on tour. Weekdays in Minneapolis with Mya when she isn't on tour. Weekdays in Hagarstown with Elise when she isn't on tour. Weekdays in Harrisburg with Alexandra. Weekdays in Raleigh with Hope when she isn't on tour. Hope in ST.Pete beach Wednesday, Hilton Head Friday. Asheville and Atlanta coming up for Hope. Up and coming re-visits with Casey include Cincinnati, Nashville, Charleston-Huntington, South Beach, Hilton Head. Click here to visit the touring Calendar gents: Watch the message board for announcements: http://fantasyescortblogs.com/blogs/categories/6-FantasysEscortServicecomLadies or gents. Need a reference? http://FantasysEscortService.com Now that business has been attended to: Many, many thank's to everyone for your continued support, co-operation and REVIEWS this year in spite of all the running changes that we have instituted to "help" everyone. Its no secret that MEN hate changes-however its also no secret that changes are actually "movements towards improvements" (I just came up with that excellent phrase! Use it at your leisure boys and girls! LOL!) and our evolution here as a business is very measurable as I enter the next chapter of my life and continue searching for ways to improve our efficiency, our reputation, service offerings, your continued patronage and most importantly of all this year---Keeping ME Motivated To Continue Working So You Guys Can Get What You Most Want! So-o-o darn many considerations in the day to day rituals to keep the ship afloat. Of course you fellows can relate because everyone that runs a business and deals with large groups of people in the public has the same challenges (minus staying ahead of you know who I hope) regardless of the industry so we're all speaking on equal terms today. I also appreciate how much everyone simply asks what You can do to Help Us-Help You, such as following along with our new 1 hour incall requirements and simply posting reviews for the ladies. We All appreciate it way more than I can probably convey in an e-mail guys. It dramatically cuts down on my advertising costs-which allows us more leeway in getting you better accommodations and helps attract and bring in new talent for you guys ultimately. Additionally, I am always willing to take everyones recommendations into consideration so if you have some things to suggest or contribute please feel free to let me know what I can do to improve things for your "happiness" as long as it doesn't compromise the clients, girls or my safety. OH shoot, I better address this now. Man am I ever getting a load of sarcastic e-mails from some of you guys lately! I suspect its some of the more passive guys way of letting me know how much you dislike the new requirements for 1 hour incalls. Oh Well. Some of you know that our e-mail messages are directed at you in a funny way and I always think it's funny when I'm composing since most of its in the manner of a running joke-at someone's expense-and usually about someone ABOUT to be dismissed....either-one of you or one of the girls....and sometimes its just my dumb ass way of reminding you that the prices have changed or we have New requirements for One Hour Incalls or whatever. 95% or so of you never take it to heart because it doesn't apply to most of you and the rest of you just ignore my dumb ass rants because you know my bark is worse than my bite and I'm a pathetic control freak.....gettin' old and cantankerous....etc, so quit fretting if you aren't guilty fellas. If you are, PLEASE just make the changes that are required to stay in good graces with us. If we piss you off, you simply go somewhere else if you aren't getting your "needs" filled, if you piss Us off, well, we really DO have different considerations ya know and its more than my fragile ego at stake. Know what I mean, Vern? I am in this for the money-not the friends and we have been known to put guys off indefinitely until they go somewhere else for services that aren't as "secure" and I won't have to be concerned about that particular fella fu--ing it up for everyone....I just drop you. Simple. Another "OH, yeah": We just dropped another girl. Not unusual of course. What IS unusual is that I kept the friggin' idiot around for ONE GUY. Yep. True. I couldn't stand that goddamned idiot. Just hearing her voice irritated the shit out of me! That ding-dong was basically kept around for two reasons-and ONE of them was just because one guy liked her (while everyone else here didn't). Keeping her on was My Idea of loyalty rewards to a guy that keeps coming back without breaking the rules and also since I'm so strict about procedures that I am always searching for more ways to let you guys know that I don't mind kissing "ya'll's" ass that support us. I lost money whenever she was scheduled because you could never get the idiot out of the fu--ing bed!...... so please bear those kind of obvious things in mind when your bitching and gripping on some little something that I can't control...that I DO My Best To Make You Happy- $o I can keep your money coming in the door-with no apologies for that by the way.....and it isn't always obvious exactly What we're doing on your behalf....cool? If you haven't seen these two pages lately- DO: http://www.kentuckyescorts.net/postreview.htm they have important updates on them that a few of you need to be aware of. More "uhhumms": Sentinel (Lee) pointed out yesterday that the last two guys that were banned Sunday were "carry overs" in our database from the "old days" and weren't part of these new target audiences from the last three years. The point of it was that the only guys that seem to get banned these days ARE ALL CARRY OVERS from days past (3-5 years ago) and that they absolutely resist our current requirements (like the reviews and price changes, etc) as if it doesn't apply to them. Never a moments problem out of the Better class of guys a little beyond my social class. That's true AND funny as hell that I seem to have a bit more character than the guys that "think" they are "better". Good luck out there in the marketplace fellas. One Hour incall appointments Are Only Available with A GUARANTEED ESCORT REVIEW at BigDoggie.net, Escorts.com or TheEroticReview.com please. Its in your benefit in the end. If you click on these above links it will take you to the correct log in screen at each place for you to establish a FREE Membership.. .. I REQUIRE A REVIEW POSTED for EVERY One Hour Incall Appointment that we provide for you. Everytime WE Provide You With A One Hour Incall Appointment-you agree to post one because NOT doing it gets you BANNED from ever using this or ANY providor we screen for or provide promotion services for! Simply establish a FREE account using your "Fantasys Username" at any of the popular review places-if you don't have one yet-to write a review from please so we can associate it to you. It will become Much More Important in the very near future because we are opening the doors to FantasysEscorts.com in late November and we have formed strategic alliances with numerous other paid escort directories for you to receive even more free memberships at our "competitors" escort communities in the new year. The more you help us-the more We Help You! I am even posting a free "Hobbyist How To" in the soon-to-be-released FantasysEscorts.com members area that is Guaranteed To Get You Better Quality Services From Providors...so in a sense I am helping you to become more empowered gentlemen. BUT, just so you know that I am all about balance the providors will also have an equivalent "How To" just to keep you guys in check! The additional bonus is that my influence on this industry is such that it will ultimately bring you netter quality of providors, better services and Much SAFER ones as Standard fare. Help a brother out here guys.... From the Fantasys Files: I have also enhanced our normal Tier One "Fantasys Girls" rates with even more options for you to choose from gentlemen so you have a better than before opportunity to have a Fantasys Girl come to your door. The new 4 hour rate is $1200.00 and I've begun offering 6 hours for $1500.00. The overnights remain at $1700.00 which is 12 hours and we do a lot of these. I am also expanding the more expensive Offerings for Feature Escorts as well from our FantasysElite.com affiliate agency quite soon. This is another "sister agency" or Fantasys Affiliate Agency that we're introducing near the end of year. It will feature "Perfect" ladies from around the USA, Canada and South America here in the Southeast and Midwest. Areas sorely lacking in Three 'Good" escort markets: Decent 'entry level" (like our ChoiceEscorts "Teir 2 girls"). Terribly lacking in affordable "Upscale" escorts (like Fantasys) and virtually NO decent "Feature Quality babes (like the aforementioned FantasysElite). So I am endeavoring to bring these to you boys with some help by encouraging the hobbyists themselves to STOP enabling those sub-standard knuckleheads and BEGIN demanding better Quality of Services. Write some honest reviews for a change of pace about the Important Aspects of the time spent with a providor gentlemen...her professionalism, etc, when the market void is recognized It Will begin to fill adequately. We're introducing a few more affiliate Escort Agencies for the Northern States and further South. Eventually all of them will be linked with a common database and a common toll free phone number with our new computer based Voice Recognition Software to simplify things for you even more. In the meantime I am preparing everyone for that transition as best I can by allowing the phones to go to Voice Mail pretty regularly....to prepare you for the inevitable by getting you used to it. Man does it ever make me irate to see the SAME NUMBER popping up on that caller ID over and over when the voice mail clearly states to "leave a single message" and we'll return your call as quickly as possible......why is it always the cheap ass guys that ultimately end up banned that do that shit anyway? The latest news for our lower priced Tier 2 girls coming in from our Fantasys Affiliate Agency at ChoiceEscorts.net goes something like this: Prices for Tier 2 girls are: $250.00 per hour for outcalls (where we come to you) and $300.00 per hour for Incalls (where we you come to us). $400.00 pr hr for 1.5 hr Outcalls and 450.00 1.5 hr Incalls, $475.00 for 2 hr Outcalls and $500.00 for two hr incalls OR outcalls. We will not offer two girl discounts (possibly not even two girls period for Tier 2 ladies because they are so damn difficult to get into the same room!) However, since so many of you are requesting overnights with some of these chicks we're going to offer Overnights at $1500.00 IF you really want it. Personally I would just go with a Fantasys girl at that price...DO NOT expect the same degree of Professionalism, Appearance, Quality, Education, Eloquence or Reliability from these Tier Two ladies gentlemen-They Are Not Fantasys Escorts....uhmm! Oh cool! Today at BigDoggie.net on the KY board something was brought up about our screening stuff and it gave me the opportunity to lay it all out. Here is a reprint: http://www.bigdoggie.net/messageboards/kentucky/msgs/posts/66527.htmlRE: Screening RE: Fantasys has an agenda, a long one.... " Thank You to everyone. Thank you very much. If I were on the other side of the fence fellas I wouldn't fill the damn thing out and probably take my chances with someone else more accessible locally if I were a "normal" hobbyist. I wouldn't because I simply trust No One in this business unless they have earned it from someTHINGS besides reviews-because lots of reviews "generally" indicate easy accessibility and that is dangerous personally AND professionally to you guys. If its that easy to see them I personally Wouldn't see them because I wouldn't want to take the chance on "officer friendly" following me back home (and we've all seen it around here).....but again, my mistrust is a direct result of my experiences from This Side of the business and it wouldn't really apply from your side of the business guys. I have an out for that though... I'm with you-I promise-but I'm More with My People in the industry on this side of the fence because of the timing of when I came up in this business. In my ill spent drug induced youth I've worked everything from the streets to the parlors to the high rises and brownstones and you see so much bad stuff that it rips your heart apart to ignore once you awaken to what really is 'your place'. In those earlier days women were so mistreated, victimized and abused that you just had to see it differently from our side if you were any kind of a man. Things are different in the information age with the advent of the Internet thankfully and those old practices are not nearly as common (unless you are a KY female native that is and future abuse seems to be programmed into your head from childhood regardless of your career choice) but the same good thing is also being abused in a bad way by the cops and others. Our industry (yours and mine) is still in a state of evolution as we throw off the past and outgrow the former labels/practices and not everyone can be trusted just because they are a "recognized" hobbyist (with self-serving ideas) OR even a providor for that matter.......Agency Operators face the most ridiculous felony charges as a result of poor common practices from days gone by so I must protect MYSELF as well as the girls that have entrusted themselves to my care in this arena. Thus the pre-screening process. Plus, I Do Have a further reaching long term agenda with everything obviously..... When it comes to Fantasys it is honestly impossible to ignore the other stuff along the way and THAT WOULD make me fill out the intrusive forms. The Billboard Effect. My messages are EVERYWHERE you look! Our search engine rankings cannot be missed, our reviews are in three different Countries & 2 Continents and in EVERY review community and they were written by recognized people in the industry that we serve so it can't be ME writing them under so many different names. Our history is so easy to discern that you cannot miss it-we aren't anonymous! (I used to avoid reviews and free membership escort communities like the plague brother-I thought they were "tacky" and just gave the cops a blueprint to bust you!) So that all really says that we're "keepers" and that we have earned our place. THAT would entice me to fill the damn thing out more than anything. 25 years is a long time to be under one guy. I have honestly pushed in every way that I can positively influence to help this industry evolve to its proper place and keep it between US. "Them" have no place in our personal lives and I do not subscribe to government encroachment into our civil liberties or freedoms of choice so this is one of the ways that I have personally endeavored to help institute positive change that effects us all on many levels from our personal lives to our professional livelihoods and keep "them" out of our business. It probably started out something akin to a martyr I think originally for an amends of sorts to help balance out the scales for all of the bad that I helped contribute to in my wasted youth and along the way it has become much more for us around here-rewarding. I'm seeing the Hobbyists as "My People" as well and thats just such a cool place to work from as I become a middle aged man myself. Your safety is as great a concern for me as theirs or mine ever was and I feel a large obligation to you guys is in order as well, hence our long term plans with the screening processes. Our girls really feel that they are contributing to a much greater purpose by working here as a result. They come for the money but stay from the personal impact that comes from being here professionally. Don't think for a moment that I haven't fu--ed up majorly from time to time either just because I can make a somewhat eloquent statement about the state of our industry because man have I ever. Publicly. Repeatedly! And its just okay because you learn that its only a mistake of ignorance, you ignore the bruised ego, pick up the pieces, make the apologies, don't repeat it, redouble your efforts on the goal and get on with it. I believe good stuff comes out of everything eventually. My long term goals obviously have to do with the higher profile directories and escort communities that can have the MOST influence on the industry and I've been consciously working towards developing greater repoire' with most of them as a result so I can approach them with more important ideas later on when Fantasys influence is such that an alliance with us would only benefit them where they place the most amount of value. Pocketbook$. I want to work with them to establish BETTER guidelines and higher common standards that will promote safer and more profitable communities for us all. My ego is such that I believe I can, my intellect is such that I know I can and my history is such that its only a MATTER of time. The support here today from our peers and clientele is such a tremendous compliment. Thank You all again. I REALLY feel like an old fart now. " Hey, thanks again everyone! M~ Nashville Escorts this week with NEW Lexington & Louisville Escorts in KY!Wednesday, October 24. 2007 A REMINDER FIRST SO NO ONE ELSE GETS BANNED! All One Hour Incall Appointments Are Only Available with Jewel in Lexington Wednesday rather than Cincinnati along with Danielle (Tier 2), super sexy newcomer Ally in the late afternoon & a new curvy green eyed blonde Kelly (Tier 2 for Kelly) coming in this Wednesday (Wednesdays only for Ally by the way) and some new lower priced Tier 2 girls coming in from our Affiliate Agency at ChoiceEscorts.net. By the way we have also enhanced our Tier One "Fantasys Girls" rates with more options for you. The 4 hour is $1200.00 and we've begun offering 6 hours for $1500.00. The overnights remain at $1700.00 which is 12 hours, may as well take that guys. I am expanding the More expensive Offerings for Feature Escorts as well from our FantasysElite.com affiliate agency soon. This is another "sister agency" or Fantasys Affiliate Agency that we're introducing later in the year. Those ladies will be strictly feature girls and will be simply priced at $900.00 for two hours. Expect Absolute Perfection and to have your socks blown away! They will ONLY offer incalls and ONLY at two hours at a time and it is slated to be "Very Involved"... Cincinnati Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday the 24th with Cory. Jewel is Off next week, sorry for the correction, MY oversight because she did give me plenty of notice about it and I just plain forgot doggonit. Nashville all week with Mandy, Casey on Wednesday 24th and Thursday the 25th, Jewel in Nashville Thursday 25th and Friday the 26th. The weekend in Louisville has Carmen & Sherry available for incalls this Friday plus Saturday morning. Sign up for free e-mail notifications at our newsletter link or watch the message board for announcements. Our e-mails are going to look different beginning Thursday, we're using a fancy-smancy new program for more color. That other sucker sucks! Hopefully you AOL people can receive these. Hope all of the new cell phones can handle it. Coming up in the next two weeks: Jewel, Casey, Cory & Mya touring in Hilton Head Island, Pittsburg, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Knoxville, Atlanta and South Beach. Some of you have noticed that I speeded up the out of State Tour offerings already with Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Kansas City, ST Louis and Pittsburg already coming online. Couldn't help it, I got excited! Iowa coming in next. This Spring is going to be so Kick-Ass with the awesome new Canadian chicks coming in! Gents, need a referral from us? Send your potential providor to our Agency website and point out link number 11 and we'll take care of the rest. Ladies if you need to check on a reference the same goes for you, we made it easy... Maybe you've noticed that I'm not offering as many girls "locally" as we used to and our new girl selection is declining. It's in your benefit: We are focusing on providing more Quality of Services Per Providor rather than Quantity Per Agency as I have in the pa$t because it ensures that we continue to maintain good girls, attract and retain excellent clientele and reduces our operating expenses so I'm not forced to raise prices out the wazoo to remain competitive. I'm just getting too darn tired to fool with these knuckleheads and I'd rather turn out EXCELLENT girls with your guarantees of a review for the okee-dokee hour incalls to attract MORE Young Girls to work with rather than a bunch of goofy broads that I have around driving me crazy, the Tier 2 girls should do that enough as it is. I don't expect it to last becauswe that's the nature of "less fortunate socially challenged individuals". But its here for now. Damn but they're dumb though...I may re-hire Sheila back and make here their leader....that was for YOU JEFF!LOL! By the way STEVO, where is my review dude? 7 years? Review Sir. T.Y.V.M. Here is some humor for you to watch guys and gals: Funny as hell stuff from YouTube!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5WtlYktUk0 Louisville Escort Jewel! NEW Lexington Escorts! Nashville!CLEVELAND!COLUMBUSTuesday, October 23. 2007 One Hour incall appointments Are Only Available with A GUARANTEED ESCORT REVIEWat BigDoggie.net, Escorts.com or TheEroticReview.com please-if you click on these links it will take you to the log in screen for you to establish a FREE Membership .. We're not even asking for a good one, I REQUIRE A REVIEW POSTED for EVERY One Hour Incall Appointment that we provide for you. Everytime WE Provide You With A One Hour Incall Appointment-you agree to post one because NOT doing it gets you BANNED from ever using this or ANY providor we screen or provide promotion services for..no shit! Just establish a FREE account using your "Fantasys Username" at any of the popular review places to write a review from please so we can associate it to you. It will become Much More Important in the Very near future because we are opening the doors to FantasysEscorts.com in November and we have formed strategic alliances with numerous other paid escort directories for you to receive even more free memberships at. More on that later.Jewel in Louisville today with Carmen available there full time advance reservations. Casey in Louisville Friday the 26th, Rare appearance for our hottie so make it count! Casey in Lexington today with Danielle. Ally & new green eyed blonde Kelly (Tier 2 for Kelly) coming in Wednesday (every Wednesday only for Ally) and some new lower priced Tier 2 girls coming in from our Affiliate Agency at ChoiceEscorts.net. Prices for tier 2 girls are: 250.00 per hour for OUTCALLS and 300.00 per hour for Incalls (where we you come to us). 400.00 pr hr for 1.5 hr Outcalls and 450.00 1.5 hr Incalls, 475.00 for 2 hr Outcalls and 500.00 for two hr Incalls. We will not offer two girl discounts (possibly not even two girls period for tier 2 ladies) and no overnights or 3 hr options. Don't expect the same degree of professionalism, appearance, quality or Reliability from these Tier Two ladies....uhmm! By the way we have also enhanced our Tier One "Fantasys Girls" FantasysElite.com affiliate agency soon. This is another "sister agency" or Fantasys Affiliate Agency that we're introducing later in the year. I believe I mentioned it a time or two already...yep, did that. We're introducing a few more of them up North and down South. Eventually all of them will be linked with a common database and a common toll free phone number with our new computer based Voice Recognition Software to simplify things for you even more. Cincinnati Monday and Tuesday the 23rdwith Cory. Wednesday the 24th and next Weds the 31st with Jewel. Casey in Cleveland the 28th on Sunday and the 29th Monday, then Columbus Tuesday the 30th. Get in while you can. If its nice she'll offer it more often... Nashville all week with Mandy, Casey on Wednesday 24th and Thursday the 25th, Jewel in Nashville Thursday 25th and Friday the 26th. The weekend in Louisville has Carmen available for incalls this Friday plus Saturday morning with Casey there Friday all day and evening if you need. Outcalls Saturday afternoon and Sunday all day for Carmen with advance reservations please. Sign up for free e-mail notifications at our newsletter link or watch the message board for announcements. End of the month in Cleveland & Columbus OH for Casey, reserve your opportunity quickly and remember those reviews.... in the next two weeks: Jewel, Casey & Cory touring in Pittsburg, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Knoxville, Atlanta and Hilton Head Island. Some of you have noticed that I speeded up the out of State Tour offerings already with Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Kansas City, ST Louis and Pittsburg already coming online. Couldn't help it, I got excited! Gents, need a referral from us? Send your potential providor to our Agency website and point out link number 11 and we'll take care of the rest. Our E-mails are going to become more colorful and more graphical later this week and you AOL people will be able to use it too. Hope all of the new cell phones can handle it. Maybe you've noticed that I'm not offering as many girls "locally" as we used to and our new girl selection is declining. It's in your benefit: We are focusing on providing more Quality of Services Per Providor rather than Quantity Per Agency as I have in the pa$t because it ensures that we continue to maintain good girls, attract and retain excellent clientele and reduces our operating expenses so I'm not forced to raise prices out the wazoo to remain competitive. I'm just getting too darn tired to fool with these knuckleheads and I'd rather turn out EXCELLENT girls with your guarantees of a review to attract MORE Young Girls to work with rather than a bunch of goofy broads that I have around driving me crazy, the Tier 2 girls should do that enough as it is. Here is some humor for you:Coming uprates with more options for you. The 4 hour is $1200.00 and we've begun offering 6 hours for $1500.00. The overnights remain at $1700.00 which is 12 hours, may as well take that guys. I am expanding the More expensive Offerings for Faeture escorts as well from our Hagerstown MD Escorts - Maryland Escorts - Gettsburg Escorts - Shippensburg EscortSaturday, October 20. 2007
This week of 10-21-07 from Dreams Escort Service.com
Good Day to all: WOW it's almost NOV already and as you guys know it's soon to be woman season. You know "the holidays" where most of us pretend we're having a good time, could care less and just endure it. Oh yes honey I LOVE to have family functions at your mother, brother sister's house. Oh yes honey that combination of color for the holiday whatever looks just divine I'm really excited too ! retch...gag..puke For gods sake we're MEN !!! Just FUCK US us and feed us and we're happy. Would someone stab me with an emergency testosterone Epi-pen so I don't forget ! Ok to business shall we? Client code holders you have our direct private number so call and book now. Last week was busy, I want to break some records this week guys so step up to the plate this week Here's the schedule: MONDAY - Incalls in Carlisle PA all day staring at 10AM . Availability well be subject to who's on so call me have your client code ready. I know I'll have at least one blond and a brunette. This is becoming popular and I want to Monster Monday !! TUESDAY - Frederick MD Area Incalls Morning, Lunch and afternoon as usual pre-booking REQUIRED. Alexandra will be on During the day. A word about Alex. She is classy, feminine and a very talented woman. Does anyone remember Linda Lovelace? If they went "head" to "head" our Lady Alexandra would come out on top blowing away the competition every time. http://dreamsescortservice.com/escorts/elise/elisebio.htm http://dreamsescortservice.com/escorts/alexandra/alexandrabio.htm http://dreamsescortservice.com/escorts/eliza/elizabio.htm http://dreamsescortservice.com/escorts/juliette/juliettebio.htm WEDNESDAY - Gettysburg, Day time Incalls with Eliza, Alexandra and Elise in the afternoon. THURSDAY - Hagerstown MD Incalls/ Out calls with Elise. If you're out west and love little blond spinners like I do. Then head over to "H" town and visit with Elise. Just don't forget to bring your own "sit and spin". FRIDAY - ~Experimental~ I'm trying something new here. The first Gentleman who commits to a 1.5 hour or more daytime incall will determine the days location. Your choices are: Hagerstown, Frederick MD, Gettysburg -York PA, Carlisle PA, Shippensburg. Lets see how this goes. SATURDAY - Hagerstown - Thurmont or Maybe even Shippensburg - Outcalls to your home are possible. Please call in advance to arrange. Hey... you weekend guys I'm throwing you a "fricken bone here ok ? SUNDAY - RED SKINS ~~GAME DAY SPECIAL --FOOTBALL OUT CALL -- Elise has made herself available for a special Skins game outcalls in the Thurmont Hagerstown area for those who want some pre or post Game highlights. This is a 3 hour call commit to watch the game with you (just you an her) in her Black Lingerie. Picture that ? Sounds rather nice huh ? I bet you can just feel the half time entertainment right now. This needs to be booked... like... NOW !! First come the only one who is served on this 3 hour deal. You snooze you loose. Travel fee will be waved provided the drive is less than 65 miles or an hour and 5 mins. to get to you (my discretion which one applies). ONE HOUR INCALL POLICY CHANGE See Rates page: http://dreamsescortservice.com/escort-rates.htm Those of you who have promised reviews thank you and we look forward to you honoring you commitments. Those of you who have written ( we know who you are) Thank you !! Those of you who told me you would and you haven't may find your appointments canceled in favor of those who have followed the policy. If you don't understand call me and I'll explain it. Dreams Client code holders you have the number. Life is a road so be good to your follow travelers and walk in peace ladies and gentlemen. Lee ^ Nashville TN Escorts, Louisville KY Escorts, Lexington Escorts and Tour news!Wednesday, October 17. 2007NEXT WEEK & NEXT MONTHS SCHEDULE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GUYS: Louisville this week with Carmen for outcalls and CASEY on Friday in Louisville for incalls or outcalls. BETTER book now for Casey! The rest of the week in Lexington with Sheila and Danielle. Saturday with Casey WITH multiple hour reservations ONLY. Possibly Sunday for Casey too. Coming up for the next two weeks: Jewel touring in Pittsburg, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Knoxville, Atlanta and Hilton Head Island. End of the month in Cleveland & Columbus OH for Casey, somewhere along October 26th-29th. Watch and reserve your opportunity. Maryland Escorts - MD Escort - PA Escorts- Hagerstown Escorts- Carlisle PA EscortsSunday, October 14. 2007Saturday UPDATE: SUNDAY - 10-14 (Yes that tomorrow guys) outcalls with Elise ! Elise has made herself available for after the Skins game outcalls 5 pm and on in the Thurmont Hagerstown Escorts area for those who want some post Game highlights. Commit to an 3 hour outcall and that just might get her to watch the game with you (just you an her) in her Black Lingerie. Picture that ? Sounds rather nice huh ? I bet you can just feel the half time entertainment right now. This needs to be booked... like... NOW !! Client code holders you have the direct Dreams number. First come, the only one who is served on the 3 hour deal. You snooze you loose. Travel fee will be waved if you take the three hour deal provided the drive is less than 70 miles or an hour and 15 mins. to get to you (my discretion which one applies). NEXT WEEK: (10/15/07) Monday Incalls in Carlisle PA Escorts Afternoon after 3 pm Tuesday - Frederick MD Escorts area Incalls day and evening as usual pre-booking REQUIRED. Wednesday - Gettysburg PA Escorts Incalls Thursday - Hagerstown MD Escorts area Friday - TBA Continue reading "Maryland Escorts - MD Escort - PA Escorts- Hagerstown Escorts- Carlisle PA Escorts" Saturday, October 13. 2007New Policy that You Guys NEED To Know About Covered at the END of this message-PLEASE do not overlook it!  SATURDAY & SUNDAY in KY:
The New Incall Policy that You Guys NEED To Know About! One Hour Incalls WILL ONLY Be Available beginning in Mid-OCTOBER with A GUARANTEED ESCORT REVIEW. *   I am e-mailing EVERYONE in our database this month with step by step instructions on exactly HOW to do this stuff. I've even made arrangements at numerous escort review communities On Your Behalf's for you to receive FREE VIP memberships for writing a review about our girls at Fantasys. Using your existing "Fantasys Username" (which you set up after retrieving your Client Codes) you will be able to go directly to 15 Different Review Places to write reviews about your experiences with the Fantasys girls. IT'S IN YOUR BENEFIT GENTLEMEN, otherwise, I'll be forced to raise prices exponentially... Escorts in Louisville-Escorts in Lexington KY-Nashville Escort~Monday, October 8. 2007Fantasys Escorts Jewel & Carmen in Louisville Tuesday! GFE Casey & Sheila in Lexington KY Tuesday So fine and sweet Mandy is our Nashville Escort beginning Tuesday! Absolute knockout Cory in Minneapolis today and Tuesday! Hot Brazilian beauty Mya in Milwaukee Wednesday-Friday! ALLY in Lexington Wednesday! Louisville with Jewel & Carmen Thursday & Friday plus Casey in there with them Saturday! Okay, now I can breathe: "Hi ya'll!" How was your holiday? Mine was so-o-o cool. I visited Carter Caves way over there in Eastern KY for some incredible views and lot's of huffing and puffing trying my darndest to climb back up the m.f. without much luck!LOL! It did feel a little bit like the girl behind me was attempting to become my new proctologist a few times when I ran out of steam....shew, didn't seem that far on the way down. Everyone can look forward to seeing Carmen in Louisville from now on. Greek lovers rejoice...for two hours at a time. Miss Jewel is making her way to "the Ville" tomorrow for her usual weekly Tuesday appearance, HURRY! ** LOUISVILLE UPDATE!! This Thursday, Friday and Saturday in Louisville with Jewel and Casey here this Saturday only-You Better reserve them quick! ** Tuesday highlights in Lexington include supremely sexy Casey and Sheila. You fellas ought to see them together because guys tell me that Sheila is approaching Casey for "performance response"....jeez-loweez what a thought. Sheila is going to be in Lexington all week joined by Danielle and another NEW babe on Wednesday- ALLY, step in here and see my personal pal for an awesomely great time. Wednesday in the Queen City-Cincinnati, with Jewel (read her new reviews yet?!) She is just about gone fellas, I left open the first in the event of a late check-in.....phone in for the evening hours QUICK! All week in Nashville super cutie Mandy, I just love those sexy pics we took of her. Sure makes ME want to book an appointment....expect my little buddy Casey down there Wednesday through Friday this week. I'm keeping her there the extra day because you guys are complaining that you can't see her! I've told everyone that Casey is the best kept secret in the business-guess what? It ain't no secret to the guys that have seen her! She IS The Best. Lot's of regulars for a reason....try seeing her and Mandy together this Friday while there is still time. Bet there won't be ANY time left by Friday. New Policy that You Guys NEED To Know About!: One Hour Incalls WILL ONLY Be Available beginning in Mid-OCTOBER with A GUARANTEED ESCORT REVIEW. * I am e-mailing EVERYONE in our database and the procedures to help you out will be CLEARLY posted with step by step instructions on exactly HOW to do them for you fellas that have never written them before. I promise that I'm making it as easy as pie for you and I've even made arrangements at numerous escort review communities On Your Behalf's for you boys to get FREE VIP memberships for writing a review about our girls at Fantasys. By simply using your existing "Fantasys Username" you will be able to go directly to 9 Different Review Places (with more of them signing up every week!) to write reviews about your experiences with the Fantasys girls. IT'S IN YOUR BENEFIT GENTLEMEN, otherwise, I'll be forced to raise prices out the fuckin' yin-yang and a great number of you will be "priced out" in the long run for that little "complimentary incall convenience" and you'll be forced to miss out on these doll-babies I bring in here. Oh yeah, and telling me "yeah Mike, I'll write ya'll a review" if you let me see this girl for an hour and NOT DOING IT will result in your being BANNED. No Shit Sherlock. This ONLY applies to the One Hour Incall Requests, it does not effect the multiple hour appointments (the majority of what we do with our established babes) or the overnights (which we do A LOT of) so please don't start your bitchin' and grippin' like a bunch of sissies if it doesn't apply to you PLEASE, just read what I just wrote-it ONLY effects the one hour incalls. Do you guys REALLY want me to jack the goddamn prices to $500.00 an hour like those friggin independent escorts just so you can see one of our girls? I really don't think so. So the bottom line is simple: I can continue to bring in these totally hot perfect young babes (with even MORE on the way because the word is OUT about Our Guys at Fantasys and Me at Fantasys being so darn Cool!$!) and YOU GUYS can continue to see them at an affordable price that the AVERAGE guy can live with spending OR you can miss out, get yourself Banned from using us by lying and failing to fulfill your obligation to write a simple review for the privilege of seeing these virtually perfect & exclusive young hotties I scour the Country side in search of for you, or simply write the damn reviews so I can afford to make guarantees and promises to these babydolls and They'll Come In Droves For Everyone To See. See how simple that is? Obviosuly some of you are going to get your asses kissed immediately because they'll be expecting your co-operation.....Economics are an unfortunate consideration that I am Forced to confront and I simply cannot continue to offer the one hour deals in every city without resorting to "truck stop locations" that jeopardizes EVERYONES safety because of the cost considerations involved in some places. In order for ME to bring You the BEST I need some guarantee's to offer the newbie girls to get them in here because its NO SECRET that you have to be here for awhile before I let you see the good guys (and you REALLY have to prove yourself to be a Trustworthy Guy for some of you to see the new girls before she's had ample time to prove Herself to Me) and unless the girl comes with tons of reviews she isn't going to receive the stellar receptions that our more established girls enjoy. Catch-22 for all of us. A lot of you can only afford an hour of time or money BUT you really want to see perfect girls before they've been in the business for too long and a lot of you want those reviews for re-assurance ("everyone wants to READ THEM but NO ONE wants to write them...") so THIS is the compromise I have come up with so we all get what we want. Everytime I make major changes around here about 15% of you boys end up banned for life because you don't want to co-operate with the "new way of doing things" and that would be a very unfortunate turn of events for you because I'll continue to bring 'em in (as well as continue to influence the girls IN the business everywhere) and you'll continue to read about them and continue to call me and beg to be let back in and listen to me rant and rave about what a stupid piece of shit you were for resisting the very things that make us so great...change...and you'll go away with your feelings hurt and later that night I'll bang the broad that you missed out on for being s-t-u-p-i-d! See how simple that whole process is?LOL! Seriously though, It's in effect this month and if you are one of the thousands that use us for those one hour deals you'll need to get with the program pretty quick dudes. I'll talk you through it if need be when the time comes because I am that kind of unselfish, patient, loving, tolerant and helpful kinda guy. If most of you aren't laughing your patooties off you really missed the point..... About a month or so ago I seriously tossed around the idea of 'retiring" again. I dunno, maybe I was depressed or something. Maybe I forgot how totally terrible that other retirement was and I needed a kick in the reality behind to wake me up. Maybe all of the day to day "babysitting bullshit" that isn't fulfilling got to me for a minute, who knows, I do know this: I woke the hell up! Man, I could recite chapter and verse about those "superdad years", all of the married lonely women at the P.T.A., basketball practice, P.W.P., cheerleading practice, ballet practice, soccer practice, etc, that chase you because You're The ONLY single Father there or at least the only Father that shows up to these things, the "Kroger ladies" (oh yeah-they have their very own classification! Just ask my buddy Sentinel/Lee if it's not true! Everyday from 10am to 2pm are throngs of lonely, MARRIED HORNY WOMEN desperate for some attention. And some strange...LOL! It's true!) I could go on and on about all of those scrumptious casseroles I learned to bake and all of the neighborhood women that beat a path to your door to share the latest "recipes"-and their new bathing suits/face lift/tan lines/boob job/Brazilian wax/girlfriend gossip, etc with you. BUT I won't digress into all of that sickness that you really don't want to hear about from your wives...instead I'll share the really bad shit from "retirement": Oh, how about that 35lbs I packed on, how about the endless family jokes made at your expense, or the chiropractor visits from the reduction in exercise, the poor posture you've developed and the addition of 35lbs of disgusting ass fat that everyone packs on in retirement, or how totally useless and out of touch you begin to feel with the entire world when you're no longer viewed as a useful asset, leader among men and a contributor to our great society, or the kids friends that really think you have cancer or something because you're always at home when everyone else's Dad is at work winning the bread and making the Important Descisions...final note on that little jewel of an experience guys: How terribly quick your self esteem plummets when you realize that this is as good as it gets. Man, fuck a bunch of retirement! I forgot that S-H-I-T! Do you ever just sit and ponder how much our careers mean to us as men? I turned into an "instant sissy", wanted to watch Oprah with the neighborhood broads on the phone communicating my "feelings" about ridiculous subject matter and I think I developed poor eye site as a result of always staring at womens tits because I NEVER seen them anymore after retirement. Gentlemen, being in a committed/monogamous relationship means NO SEX, NO SEX DRIVE and no goddamn respect!LOL! Our work and our careers are everything to us as men. Just everything. We Are Gods At Work! Damn I'm glad that retirement shit is over with, fuck that once and for all-you motherfuckers are Stuck With Me for a while longer yet and buddy buddy am I ever glad that I worked that stuff out. It was seriously getting me down. I think I needed some closure or something in some areas. All of the stuff about reviews in exchange for one hour incalls initially came as a temporary solution to some immediate challenges we have here this year: Rising operating costs by nearly 50%, 80% less business traffic in this sucky ass Bush administration economy, attracting really good girls (meaning NEW, Young and clean and sober) with beauty-body-grace & personality with the guarantee's that we offer-best pay in the business-best clients in the business-safest and by far the strictest operation in the business and thats exactly what enables the pleasant atmospheres that we provide for you-simplest operation in the business because we actually provide SO MUCH orientation and training material that you are walking in the door a "professional" with no surprises and really and truly good guys as clients that are also SOBER, Respectful of you and our rules (call 'em guidelines if you don't like the rules word!) , easy to accommodate and most of them are genuinely decent human beings that are pretty damn interesting to chat with all in all-plus I'm known for being a funny fucker myself and I go to great lengths to entertain some of these chuckleheads that roll through these doors. That retirement thingy was getting me down for a while but it did help me make some decisions about MY life, my career and it helped me put to bed some other more personal things that I still hadn't come to terms with. All in all, a great experience in the end that will enable us to reach even greater heights in the business because of the resultant changes that it forced me to make. (with claw marks) . The review thing is pretty important to me fellas. I haven't liked the idea one little bit but we've had so many problems that its had to be done. The cities that you can expect to be impacted the most are: Lexington, LOUISVILLE, CINCINNATI, NASHVILLE, HUNTINGTON, Knoxville, Minneapolis and Milwaukee. I will make it as easy and seamless for you as possible with simple and concise directions/requirements for each community that we'll work with. With 9 review places we are working with immediately you're going to have a great time in spite of yourselves! http://FantasysEscortService.com Escorts in Lexington KY-Nashville TN & Charleston WVThursday, October 4. 2007Casey and Jewel left in Nashville Thursday, Jewel all day and evening this Friday.
CORY in Nashville this Saturday-multi-hour reservations only! Lexington Thursday through the weekend with Sheila & Danielle with Casey on Friday and Jewel coming in to join everyone as well this Saturday. Multi-hours ONLY for Casey on the weekends. (Jewel in Lexington Monday, Casey will be in Lexington this Tuesday fellas-schedule now!) Everyday in Louisville now with Carmen and Jewel visits here every Tuesday. It's on the calendar.... Every Wednesday in Cincinnati with Jewel and considering Mondays with Sheila. Sheila asking us to start pushing her in Cincinnati and Knoxville...wanna? This coming Monday in Charleston with Casey, phone your requests in while you can please. All next week in Milwaukee with Mya. Chicago coming up for Mya in mid October. All next week in Minneapolis with Cory. http://FantasysEscortService.com Go to our message board for stuff too. *Sign up for announcements at our free newsletter from our Agency main page (where the photos are) *Go check out the new main page at FEG, FantasyEscortGuide.com sometime this weekend, cool lookin'. *FantasyEscortClassifieds.com getting lots of new sign ups.... *Louisville & Nashville cops getting more than their share of busts lately, careful boys and girls-there's another one coming up.... *Don't get banned guys....more and more advertisers are signing up to utilize our screening services...BannedList.info will list the idiots....may change it to "the complete idiots guide to assholes" in the near future..... *We're adding a "bad providor list as well-stop your bitchin' guys... ya sound like a bunch of girls already. FREE! Yep, there's that Walmart word. FREE! What's free? Practically nothing however our "How To Guides" at FEG escort guide are and we're adding more pages "from the book" to it. Cincinnati Ohio escort- Nashville EscortsWednesday, October 3. 2007
Wednesday in Cincinnati with GFE Jewel, gorgeous young DFK from Fantasys today and next Wednesday as well!
All week in Nashville with Mandy now. Nashville Wednesday and Thursday with Casey, Thursday and Friday with Jewel-better book immediately because she goes quickly gents. All week in Lexington with Sheila, Danielle and Casey coming in on Friday with Brandy every Saturday & Sunday. We may have a couple of extra girls drop in this weekend as well. We'll wait to mention who until they actually arrive. Monday October 8th I believe it is has Casey in Huntington again, please book in advance so we can keep this venue open or I'll be forced to take it off of the roster. Tuesday in Louisville-and every Tuesday with Jewel. Louisville has a new local girl in town now with our girl Carmen making the move over there so CARMEN will now be available in Louisville full time. Next Friday in Lexington with Jewel. Next week in Nashville has a little different. Casey will be there Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday. Mandy there all week. Jewel there Thursday only. Available for doubles with Mandy on Friday only....going quickly fellas... Minneapolis Wednesday and Thursday with Cory, Milwaukee all week with Mya. http://FantasysEscortService.com WV Escort, Louisville escort, Nashville-Knoxvville TN EscortsMonday, October 1. 2007Man, can you believe that the fall is already here? I started my morning gardening like some doddering old fool for retirement practice today, boring but rewarding.
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